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Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

Last night the lady was a little sick so we stayed inside and watched the debacle that is the Real Housewives of New Jersey . Fake boubies, spoiling children and all out RAGE! It was like watching an entire family meltdown up close, but you do not have to comfort your lady when all the shizz hits the fan. Fuggin' awesome. I must say, although I was quite disappointed about the Cross-Town series being postponed and as much as I find these shows terrible for glorifying money, tackiness and in fighting...Teresa flipping out was just about the best thing I have seen on teevee all year. Here are your highlights: Sammy Sosa, a juicer? By now no one should be surprised, but if it was allowed, then why is it called cheating...Proof yet again baseball has not been America's sport for years. It is about time they just printed the list and get the scandal done with. The "Holy Grail" of torture FINALLY, you can have an Optimus Prime head LGBT community keep putting the Preside...

Rush Limbaugh Certified Idiot

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Recently Rush, another nemesis, has been stating that health care and retirement are to blame for the Big 3's downfall. Not poor management, lack of innovative products, bigger cars without fuel efficiency, bloated corporate salaries, personal jets, failure to grow and the list goes on. So I have attached some GM wonder cars, that happen to be staples of their brand to enlighten the blow hard that is Rush Certified Idiot. Way to keep your listeners listening. Feed them conspiracies, lies, deceit and just plain idiocracy! Keep in mind it is a fact A FACT our oil dependency must be less...price tags not included. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.