Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

John McCain is still an asshole : McCain is in Nevada bashing Harry Reid for living in his "penthouse" in Washington. This is the guy who couldn't remember how many houses he owned from his wife's inheritance. We can expect a Krauthammer or Broder op-ed about how they were invited over to one of McCain's homes and how "humbly decorated" it was...at least we dodged that bullet...Uhmerika! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy I will be all over the map as I was yesterday, luckily it is recess time and not much is "going on." I have currently been reading Justin Kreb's 538 Ways book and thus far I am wayyyyyyyy liberal. So liberal my feet are blue! The book itself is a fun read that offers insightful ideas to live like a liberal. I am one that didn't grow up believing liberal was a bad word although progressive comes off the tongue ever so easier. The book also has been a table talker for lady and me and we now make an effort to go to the local farmers market as well as re-use grocery bags often. What I am saying is, it really isn't that hard being just a little green. Here are your highlights: Follow the Walking Dead AMC blog You could always do something Every time I think Obama isn't doing all that I would prefer, John McCain comes in a reminds me how bad it could have been . Judicial Activism for Me, Bu...

Dear guy who lives below my lady, BACK. THE. EFF. OFF. Dude I might be against our two current wars, but I am not against going to war with some emo punk Pete Wentz wannabe douchebag busboy. Oh yeah you are all those things. I am also so hardcore that I am complaining about you at my blogspot because that's how tough I am! I declare RAGE on you! So, if you haven't guessed it, the guy aka Emopunkdouche who lives below my lady left a note under her door complaining that she needs to keep it down in the morning because it is ruining his beauty rest. Who knew vampires slept at night? This is of course ridiculous considering the fact the Emopunkdouche is "recording" his opus non-stop and it sounds like a rock concert at her feet (also mine cuz not gonna lie I am there a lot). Emopunkdouche, here's an idea; record in a studio NOT a studio apartment like a REAL MUSICIAN! Stop slitting your wrists or tattooing song lyrics on your arms with cute birdies and anchors (cuz l...

IT IS FRIDAY BITCHESSS!!! This weekend is fitting to be ridonkulous, tonight is the National Conference for Drinking Liberally leaders at Sheffield's. Stop on by if you can! Saturday, the lady and I will be going to Champagne,IL for some tail gaiting for the homecoming of the Illini. Can't wait! In other news, the terrorist sympathizer, wussy Prez Barack Hussein Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize , how awesome is that? Well it is quite a surprise, but it does show how the world actually enjoys foreign diplomacy and an shift in attitude by the United States. I already love the wingnut outrage over this and as we know the Nobel Peace Prize has a well known liberal bias . With all that... you know talk of peace, negotiations and anti-torture rhetoric it is DIABOLICAL! Hitler! Socialism! New World Order! I am not sure what Obama will have to do in his years to come to get any applause from the Right, but I think the first step is not being liked by the international communit...

John McCain discovers Republican roots, goes Maverick on Science In a reversal of “huh?,” J ohn McCain has decided that Cap and Trade is now Cap and Tax and the bill will most likely destroy the world as we know it. Citing sources of sourcedom, McCain stated, “I decided yesterday, I was wrong, science is not a good platform because taxes and global takeover equals science. Plus at West Point I sat in on a science class one day, it was boring.” No one is sure what changed McCain's mind being one of the few Republicans in the Senate who believed in moving forward with Cap and Trade, but now it looks as though he has flip flopped again. According to multiple Arizonian sources it is called being a maverick. Lindsay Graham was at the announcement yesterday rubbing the shoulders of McCain with the finest freedom oils and stated, “Johnny and I are for regulation of greenhouse gases just not for Democrats supporting the same legislation, end quote.” McCain says he thinks global climate ...

moar funny pictures If you haven't noticed I think John McCain is now 0 for 3 on his economic proposals. I guess his own assessment of his economic knowledge was enough for MOST people to vote for that socialist with a Harvard degree/law professor/ PRESIDENT! Nevertheless he soldiers on promising bread lines, more homeless people to go around and a certain complete economic fallout. I am excited. Why? Because he isn't our President and we don't all look like this right now. I am Frank Chow and WE DODGED A BULLET! PS: How annoying is this guy getting? He is like a gnat in our logical face? Constantly whining or crying about something, pretending to still be campaigning, he will go down as the WORST LOSER ever. Mark my word and mark it with B and put it in the oven for a baby and me!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy McCain cries over it, Rush eats it and McConnell can’t spell it. It seems that Pork is the New Black. Everyone wants to be critical of it, hate it, yell about it, complain, misunderstand it and then get some too! (oh Strom Thurmond you twisted s.o.b.) Soon it will be separate water fountains, making the Pork sit in the back of the bus and then fili-busting the crap out of it! What can’t these people whine about? Why don’t they get their own hypocrisy? Maybe it’s because they are up to their necks in their own Pork? Mmmmm, Red States and Pork go together like John McCain and racism , like Lindsay Graham and lies , like Rush Limbaugh and homophobia and like G-Dub and Weapons of Mass Destruction . Let’s get this straight, memo to the Republican Party, science and scientific research is NOT PORK . I understand being pissed off at your own party or the fact that people are getting the government to spend money on p...

John "Maverick" McCain now is asking his supporters and America to oppose the Stimulus Package. This is the same guy who LOST the election and said um "the fundamentals of our economy are strong" and " I don't know much about the economy." That being said, the bigger question is, why would anyone listen to him? Newsflash: I have just decided to SUSPEND my blogging. Newsflash: I have un-suspended my blogging. Newsflash: No longer suspending, but bungee jumping my blogging. Newsflash: I have decided Country First I am super high rising my blogging. Newsflash: I Rule! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

In a move of bipartisanship John " I hate Gooks" McCain is now SOOOO against the Stimulus Package proposed by President Barack Obama. Newsflash to Johnny Boy, YOU LOST! The American people were not down with your approach of "I don't know that much about the economy." It is apparent backing the GOP and hiring ole "Gotcha Media" Palin didn't help you in any way politically. Why again do you jump on this boat? I know why, you aren't a great leader, you never cared about the American people struggling and COUNTRY FIRST was a joke. Now for a visual you rich SOB. 12 Houses: Why would anyone who owns Boardwalk and Park Place care? I am Frank Chow and John McCain You Just got Pew'd