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Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Hello Hump Day! This weekend Paddy and I are recording the next episode of the Trans-Atlantic Throwdown . We'll be looking back (yes Obama we look back) at the highlights of the year. Music, movies, politics and of course teh booze. You still have time to get your two cents in, send us an email, comment here or at our site. Last night was Drinking Liberally and we had a fun filled time. Apparently after drinking too much gin I started pronouncing nuclear incorrectly. Damnambit! Who knew? It was more of a chill DL considering all that is going on, but still great to see everyone and meet new people. I can't wait for this weekend... Here are your highlights: Giffords showing signs of improvement , doctors are confident A little late on this, but interesting read, Euna Lee Shares Her Incredible Story of Captivity in North Korea It's called tactless - Joe "You Lie" Special Edition Guns...BOTH SIDES! Booman wonders out loud about our current judicial and political sys...

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Ho hum and bottle of booze. Tonight is Laughing Liberally in Chicago at the No Exit Cafe 8pm, it will be starring a great cast of comedians and acts and guess what it is FREE!! Yeahhhh boyyyy!! It will also feature the awesome cartoons of HeadzUp TV and some comedian buddies of mine who are really talented. If you don't think so than you are worse than Hitler...hahaha isn't that funny, I mentioned Hitler and then you just because we disagree man oh man I kill myself. Dude had a funny mustache like YOUR FACE. Oh Adolf still a great way to have a discussion. Anyhow, I will be there in ninja garb and on a personal note if your lady makes you an awesome dinner you bring the wine my friends you bring the wine. Here are your highlights: Bill Clinton went and took back Euna Lee & Laura Ling, we can all breathe a sigh of relief My childhood consisted of playing guns with cardboard and building blocks, not trampolines with basketball like courts *Sigh More classy Repubs Reps say...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

Hooray for Tuesday, why you might ask because you get Wankers a plenty or as Fifty would call dem Wankstas. Glenn Beck wants to rage and again I am fine with rage, but ummmm congressional questioning didn't happen till today, watch the above folly, classic Winguttia. On another note it is Tuesday so tonight is another gathering of liberal, commie, sosicalist scum, Drinking Liberally. Come on by and you might meet me in my civilian clothes or I might see you while lurking behind the bar like the ninja I am! Muahahaha. ( ninja vanish ) Here are your highlights: Sotomayor live blogging and it is all political THEATER ! C.I.A. and Darth Cheney were all bout PEW PEW , but failed, the NYT tells us how cool that is instead of how illegal and corrupt it was, can we just send this guy to jail already? Speaking of jail Madoff is no longer in pound me in a$$ prison (boom baby transition points) In Illinois $31 billion for this mysterious thing called socialist, democrat and pinko job kil...

Get Your Dunkin Friday

Hello and thank Jebus for Friday! This weekend will be funtastic as I will be performing somewhere in Chicago to do that thing called comedy. Yes. Drinks will most likely be had and visits to friends randomly throughout the day will be happening as well. So as this weekend comes about a word of advice; listen to Sigur Ros, remember to chill, breath in the air and appreciate the life you got, not the life you wish you had. And if that doesn't work RAGE ON! Here are your highlights: Number Of The Day: 14,757 , Illinois state budget cuts effect the whole not just the few In the stupid of stupider, Calvin pees on "Jap Crap" , I should say I am not surprised, but I am I mean which Japanese run automobile company filed for bankruptcy this year.....Bueller, Bueller, Bueller New York Times is going to charge for linkage , ARE YOU FUGGIN KIDDING ME? What ever happened to a good business model? This is a lot of post hoc panic from people who were too lame to understand the power of...

Get Your Dunkin Monday

What a weekend America! Liberty, freedom and farms. It was rainy as all heck on Saturday in middle America, but not biggie fun was had and I am sure I blacked out at least once this weekend? Did I? The news feeds were all a crazy when I arrived back to the ole computadora, so without further ado. Here are your highlights: Sarah Palin went all mavericky on us and resigned to do what no one is sure. My take: she is bat shit crazy and now she has extra time to focus on the liberal media bias in her head . Speaking of which the Right just can't wrap their tiny little brains around the fact that it wasn't ACORN, it wasn't Obama, it wasn't the media, it wasn't Joe Democrat , it was Palin who resigned because she just could not handle it and what was proven during the election stands, she has and always has been unqualified. Transformers 2 apparently everyone likes racially stereotyped robots People were tea-bagging America again and what we learned kids was Obama is Hit...