Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

So much going on so little time, what to do, what to focus on? Last night was Drinking Liberally Chicago's "War on Christmas." A solid gathering of socialists, commies and pinkos all focused on destroying Christmas and teh baby Jeebus. Nawwww. Actually it was a great time with light debate and friends enjoying many a Christmas ale. I must say, DL Chicago has turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It has opened up new doors and new friendships as well as honest debate. Weird considering I read about it on a blog and kind of just strolled in nonchalantly. Ain't life grand? If you have change to spare please donate to the Living Liberally organization, http://livingliberally.org/Donate Here are your highlights: Senate Dems have reached a tentative health care deal and it isn't as awful as I thought it would be... Our REAL GUVNA is building a legacy its all in the hair, Blago 2012 Math scores up in major cities , amazing what happens when an administration actually c...

This is a summation of headlines more or less involving Senator Ronald Burris: Ronald Burris just announced something. No wait he didn't. He did. Um check that he raised money for Blago. Wait nope. Yup he did a lot like bling on top of bling and hookers too. Senator Burris is no more. He's back Obi-Wan Kenobi style. Gone again. He lied. He only sort of lied. Back again with thorns, yup thought so he's the devil. Nope just like a minion to the devil. He kind of sort of lied, but not to hurt anyone's feelings so it is okay. Burris just dropped a book on Ethics. Senators are all baffled apparently Blago is Burris. Burris is Blago. NOOO!!!!!! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Blagojevich was impeached!!! hooray ! I mean really? Did we even need to have a trial for this loon? He should have undergone psychological analysis not an impeachment trial. The last time I heard that many F-Bombs Joe Pesci was in a hit movie. Martin Lawrence was "So Crazy" and Jose Canseco didn't do roids....okay that last one was a little stretch. (But I can do that because I rule and by rule I am able to punch through a 2 x 4 with my bare ass. That's right you thought I would say hand, but I didn't because I can do that because I rule and by rule I mean I am able to walk on water coolers. That's right I can do that because I rule and you thought I was going to say something else, but I didn't I rule and by rule I mean I made a sweet Sgt. Slaughter Snake Eyes Deathstro Mash-up character, I call Frank Chow!) Anywho, see below for memories of the do, that did Illinois. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

On his TV Circus Campaign Gov. Blago went on the Rachel Maddow show and called himself the "Anti-Nixon." I am not sure what that means, but I do know crazy. Crazy is an Aunt who thinks she can move things with her mind. Crazy is claiming there's Weapons of Mass Destruction. Crazy is dating the same girl for two years and breaking up 24 for times in between that. Crazy is cooking up glue as an appetizer. Crazy is well..it's the below. BLAGO SAY WHAT?! Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

After claiming his innocence yet again and while his impeachment process has begun, Governor Rod "Hidden Hair Gun" Blagojevich has decided to go on a TV tour! Take that jail sentence! He has also named dropped Oprah (totally in right now), Mandela, and other African-Americans he Wikipedia'd. Later on he plans on appearing on the Playboy Channel and the Food Network as well as the Wiggles and Veggie Tales. In related news Arkum Asylum let one more loose, Batman is hot on his trails and those trails might just lead him to CHICAGO!! I am Frank Chow and are you kidding me?

In breaking news, (cuz that's how I bring it) Ronald Burris will be admitted into the Senate. Blago leans back, He Shoots HE SCORES!! AND THAT'S THE GAME!!! (in walks about four federal agents, they cuff the governor and cart him off to trial) Man, you gotta love the slime of Gov. Blago. He is a tricky dude, but you know while right now he is happy in his house arrest, Blago thinks he got the last laugh...oh wait IMPEACHMENT! Forgot about that one Rod. That was like the time I got away with a DUI only to get out of the car, as the Police Officer drove off, to take a leak. It might have seemed like a victory lap, till the Officer behind him got a close up of Little Frank and I got indecent exposure. Last time I checked there are a ton of ladies who would call it DECENT exposure. Boom baby! Frank 2, Blago 1, Senate/Police 0. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Breaking news, Gov. Blago or F**K, SH*T, A^^ MOTHERF$*KER has been impeached. Wonder why? Could it be his hair? Could it be his illegal pay for play politics? I will go with the hair and abuse of the F-Bomb! Someone get this guy some Jager Bombs! I am Frank Chow and GOV BLO is being impeached!

Blago, the Governor of Illinois. The Gov Blago of my great state has appointed Clarence Thomas or someone who looks like Clarence Thomas to Obama's vacant Senate seat. Okay, so with no power and a indictment by a Federal court Blago is just going on business as usual. AWESOMMMEE!!! This guy is like Capone. A modern day Capone, dropping F-bombs on tape, raising H E double hockey sticks and no apologies. No wonder he has the hair-do. To hide the 9mm he has underneath for protection. Throw a baby down some Union Station stairs! Do it! On a lighter note, I didn't think it possible, but Gov Blago might be the dumbest person in the world for two years in a row. I applaud his commitment to excellence and being a pioneer for dunces everywhere. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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Can we at least applause this man, as the one who finally made Donald Trump's do look good? I seriously think I have seen this hair-do in a crime movie before, where the Columbian smuggles in los drogas through the border using a wig. Man I miss Ghost Writer. Such a good show. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Well power corruption is so 2008! Governor Blagopsychovich was arrested today on several charges, mainly though he was trying to SELL Obama's Senate Seat! And at no small penny; a job for his wife, job for himself, getting Tribune members fired, whatever it may be this guy could have gone on the Home Shopping Network. Being a resident of Illinois not only does this make me PISSED OFF, it's embarrassing...what happened to BIG TIME CROOKS!?! Capone is rolling in his grave! The Chicago Fire is so angry! Irishmen everywhere are like GIVE ME A GUINESS! He should have put that Senate seat on E-Bay at least. I think it is even worse, we RE-elected this guy. Oh Illinois how confusing you are, home of Chicago and Springfield. Obama and Blagopsychovich. And if you were wondering if GB was connected to BO, this exact quote might clear things up: from the wiretap "F**k Obama!" I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.