Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy All right so it's a ragetastic day. Woke up everything was fine and then the lady turns on the teevve, who do I see? Rudy Guiliaaani (he is so lucky his name doesn't include any "s's" with that lisp of his) RUDY?!! REALLY??!! And of course he is bashing Obama, bashing Democrats, hating Muslims, gays and whatever. Frank does not like waking up like that. Nonsense on top of nonsense after ignorant statement after ignorant statement. What in this world do you have to do to be discredited? RAAAAGE!!! (Frank gets up drinks a whole bottle of gin and flips off the skies as he runs down the streets of Chicago bashing his head against Range Rovers). In other news, it's almost Friday, so that's good. Here are your highlights: Last U.S. Combat Troops Leave Iraq Howard Dean you lost me at " I am an irrational moron " The Republican Intellectuals are foaming at their mouths This is h...

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Blagojevich was impeached!!! hooray ! I mean really? Did we even need to have a trial for this loon? He should have undergone psychological analysis not an impeachment trial. The last time I heard that many F-Bombs Joe Pesci was in a hit movie. Martin Lawrence was "So Crazy" and Jose Canseco didn't do roids....okay that last one was a little stretch. (But I can do that because I rule and by rule I am able to punch through a 2 x 4 with my bare ass. That's right you thought I would say hand, but I didn't because I can do that because I rule and by rule I mean I am able to walk on water coolers. That's right I can do that because I rule and you thought I was going to say something else, but I didn't I rule and by rule I mean I made a sweet Sgt. Slaughter Snake Eyes Deathstro Mash-up character, I call Frank Chow!) Anywho, see below for memories of the do, that did Illinois. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

On his TV Circus Campaign Gov. Blago went on the Rachel Maddow show and called himself the "Anti-Nixon." I am not sure what that means, but I do know crazy. Crazy is an Aunt who thinks she can move things with her mind. Crazy is claiming there's Weapons of Mass Destruction. Crazy is dating the same girl for two years and breaking up 24 for times in between that. Crazy is cooking up glue as an appetizer. Crazy is well..it's the below. BLAGO SAY WHAT?! Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.