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"Vile" Gangsta Rapper Scares Fox News

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With songs about love and commitment: Something that absolutely frightens them . Also too, black male with facial hair. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

I have an ongoing headache and I've yet to figure out why. Yes, I've taken Advil, Ibuprofen and I even tried Aleve. Keeps coming back. If it persists I'll probably go to a doctor...nawwww. Tonight is my lady's work party at a club. Yes an oomps oomps bow chicka wow wow club. Hey, when in Rome, right? I'll probably be in a hurt locker tomorrow. It never fails. One part of the holidays I always loathe is the overload of parties and get togethers and get together and parties. I wish I could have just one big one and be done with it. Am I alone on this one? Here are your highlights: Facebook founders join other billionaires promising to donate half of their wealth When the Republicans say YOU CUT, this is what they really mean The Last of Cabrini Green Meet Virginia: Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli thinks Virginia is over that whole "racism" thing Proof Fox News willfully skewed public option and health care debate The DREAM Act passed the House last night ....

Contempt for Facts

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The Fox News reaction to a discussion about income disparity in America. A picture is truly worth a thousand words. More from Steven Benen : If you even mention the gap between rich and poor, the Republican response is knee-jerk: socialism. It doesn't matter what these income disparities mean for the economy, for our social fabric, for Americans' ability to get ahead -- what matters is making sure no one is even allowed to consider this an issue worth addressing. I have mentioned this before, but no wonder why people have no idea that Obama cut taxes for the majority of Americans . It's a foxinating world. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Half way through the week and I am beginning to walk a bit better. I am not sure, however if it is the prescriptions the doctor gave me or of my own volition. Regardless I will still be rendered useless at this weekend's wedding, sorry ladies, no MJ impression or Usher like moves from Frank. I am sitting and sipping all weekend. So it seems the theme this week around the news cycle is that the Dems are to blame for constant GOP obstruction. The latest move of anti-democracy being the block of the motion to debate the military appropriations bill that included the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell . Good to know the GOP still hates teh gay so much they won't fund the pew pew. Till the election we will now be bombarded with "Obama didn't use the bully pulpit","Democrats are spineless", "Republicans surge to protect America from socialism!" And other assorted misconstrued nonsense, but one thing I would have liked to have seen... Lady Gaga ...

Ninja Thought

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You are only allowed to edit our footage for Republican favor I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Ninja Thought

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New Black Drunk Brit Kid Panther Party Prick I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Brown is the New Yellow

A friendly reminder. I think I have posted this before, but part of my rage regarding the Arizona Immigration law is how deeply rooted it is in our history. Uhmerika hasn't changed a bit. Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 : The Chinese Exclusion Act was a significant restriction on free immigration in U.S. history. The Act excluded Chinese "skilled and unskilled laborers and Chinese employed in mining" from entering the country for ten years under penalty of imprisonment and deportation.[7][8] The few Chinese non-laborers who wished to immigrate had to obtain certification from the Chinese government that they were qualified to immigrate, which tended to be difficult to prove.[8] Volpp argues that the "Chinese Exclusion Act" is a misnomer, in that it is assumed to be the starting point of Chinese exclusionary laws in the United States. She suggests attending to the intersections of race, gender, and U.S. citizenship in order to both understand the restraints of su...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c A Farewell to Arms www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Last night was a wonderful evening for the lady and I as we enjoyed a wonderful dinner at Topolobampo. I will hold off till later in the day to give my full review, but I will say nom nom nom! This weekend is packed with birthday festivities for the lady. Cubs won yesterday, let's hope for the sweep and the winning ways continue for our visit to Wrigley on Saturday. After much discussion the lady and I can't wait to get a ballpark dog and beer. Mmmmm beeeeeeeeeeeer. Frank at work: Does it make me an alcoholic if I want one right now? I would much rather be at Wrigley right now then at work. Anyone else? Just me? Really? Oh come on people it's Thursday lighten up! End scene. Here are your highlights: China earthquake displaces hundreds of thousands. At least 600 dead. Even Judd Gregg thinks McConnell and Republican rhetoric on fin...

Foxbot Malfunction

Someone forgot to wind up Megyn Kelly before she went in front of the camera. 9 years of practicing law and she can't figure out what's going on... The freak out begins at 3:12 1:56. No wonder their audience is so misinformed. My suggestion to Megyn, start by reading the bill . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

ACORN Pimp Arrested for Wiretapping

You can't write a better shit than this! For all those haters out there, learn your lesson and don't be stupid. Don't mess with ACORN or you will end up in the slamma like MC Hammer. Josh Marshall : Remember James O'Keefe, the 'pimp' from the tag team of conservative 'journalists' who landed a massive blow on ACORN with their hidden camera series of videos showing ACORN employees discussing and advising on how to hide various forms of illegal acts? Well, O'Keefe just got arrested by the FBI down in New Orleans for his role in a plot to plant wiretaps in the state offices of Sen. Mary Landrieu. That was on federal property. So a big time felony. Once we heard that O'Keefe got clipped, we wondered whether this was another job for Andrew Breitbart who published O'Keefe's ACORN videos. Our Christina Bellantoni just got hold of him and he responded: "I need to find information on this. I'm out of the loop on this. I will make my dete...

Teh More Crazy Economy

I hope this isn't a growing trend, but Josh Marshall points out more of the crazy. Perhaps it is the Faux News Reality , but as polls are showing teh America is teh stupid : A few minutes ago I left the office to grab a cup of coffee. And on the way out the door I spent a few moments in the Fox News alternative universe. The topic was budget deficits and the stimulus plan; and the anchor was Stuart Varney, a one-time financial news reporter for CNN. Varney was berating some hapless guest about how the Stimulus had "failed" because the jobless rate is higher now than it was when the bill passed. And thus the money should never even have been spent. Now, we're no strangers to hearing that the stimulus 'failed'. But that's usually from Republican politicians. And from them it's more understandable. First, because an opposition party has no percentage doing anything but saying the in-party's policies have failed. And even though no one thought that une...

For Fox Sake

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c For Fox Sake! www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Ninja Thought

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The Alternate Universe will be televised I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Faux News and It's War on the White House

In case you haven't seen enough cut and dry evidence...Faux News is not a news organization and a stain on democracy in America. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Fox & Friends Lovefest, Is Jake Tapper Keeper next to Faux News?

Faux News went on a love fest over Jake Tapper asking the White House why Fox News was "attacked" by the administration . He is now a major candidate for Wanksta of the Year and in doing so made himself eligible for a new job with fallen Real Uhmerikan Patriot John Stossel... GREAT JOB JAKE-OFF! Congrats, your journalistic wankstaness has brought you into the company of Fox & Friends, Glenn Beck , Chris "Baby" Wallace, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly. Congrats, you now will receive a green card to Wingnuttia, the planet of ultimate Wingnuttery. Queen Michele Bachmann will massage your brain, so you can come up with those HARD HITTING questions regarding the obviously bias and unbalanced Faux News. ABC not like Fox? Are you kidding me? ABC used to be the home to you know 20/20 and Ted Koppe l, it covered news as news with reporting, something you Jake Tapper Keeper obviously have now THROWN OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOUR INTEGRITY!! CAPS LOCK!!!! You are officiall...

Ninja Thought

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If you just close your eyes and ears long enough the News on Fox is the best News there is I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Fox's Kelly: A Freudian Slip

Nuff said I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Robert Gibbs in Pew Pew Action

This is up for quote of the week , "I do hope that people will check into the reality of what’s going on in America rather than the distraction of a reality TV show." Gibbs puts the tea bag panel is befuddlement when their own mob organization is called out. I know Gibbs can stumble here and there, but no one is better at telling Faux News what they are to their face. And can we quit calling it NEWS, for christ sake, I could pee in a corner for 6 whole minutes and it would be relevant and reality based the Faux News. You think by now they would be forced to change their name to Faux News as I suggest or Fox Wingnut Entertainment. Regardless, this is Gibbs flipping the middle finger to Rupert Murdouche and Roger Ailesshole. Love it. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

While on Vacation

Apparently Wingnuttia and their ilk, the Village go batshit crazy over nothing , nothing and more nothing . In an almost creepy fashion, no upcoming holiday weekend can go without absolute and utter disregard for reality... I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Huh? of the Day- Health Care Lies on Faux News

Did this man even read these books he so easily uses as schmear for his right wing agenda? What those books reflect is more a Bush/Cheney Administration: Warrantless Wiretaps Using false information to mislead the public into war Torture Class warfare Airport Codes for Terror levels Attempt to use military to detain citizens Shooting your friends in the face on a hunting trip...ok maybe not the last one Every time one of these douche nuggets throw out these titles it shows their complete lack of understanding of what they read. And to argue against his point we don't have "health freedoms", most people don't get more than two choices from their employers if they do have insurance and everything else is pay schemed out by insurers. Oh and there is that number of almost 46 million who don't even get the "luxury" of health care. Definitely the Huh? of the Day. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message