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Al Franken Minnesota Senator....Finally

To quote Atrios, "The Al Franken decade begins" and Coleman will most likely be the next head of the RNC.... I really am speechless right now. It gives hope to comedians everywhere that John Stewart will be elected President some day. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin Monday

Nico proves Dana is the "Dick" Short week America. Do you smell that? Four day weekend! But that also means I have to cram in some major awesome satirical and radical RAGE! This weekend was awesome as family and close friends came into the Windy City. We enjoyed the architectural tour, brew and a comedy show starring me and my art. Rock the fugg on. This week is looking to be kick azz, Laughing Liberally is Wednesday which means I will be sneaking in through the shadows to laugh ninja like at the downfalls of the Republicans, Wing Nuts and Blue Dogs oh and lots of Sanford jokes most likely....YOU SHOULD GO to the show, info can be found at Laughing Liberally . Here are your highlights: Inside Michael Jackson's concert that was to be, no one could perform like Michael Trouble brewing in Honduras, they kidnapped their own President in his pajamas Bernie goes to jail USA NOOOOOOOOOOOO, how did we blow a 2-0 lead at the half, oh I know...it was Brazil, they were just tryin...

Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

It is hump day ya'll! So here is great home made music video for Phoenix , the song rocks and so does the video. Tomorrow is a big day for the lady and I, so don't be surprised if tomorrow's Dunkin is chalk full of sappy and romantical references. Pew Pew. Thanks Death Star! Totally shot down that wussy lead in. So there is a bunch going on and I still cannot wrap my brain around yesterday. It went by so quick and all I got was a haircut. A sweet haircut at that. I look like a cast member of Lost , who happens to be Asian as well and a bad ass, if I was to have a movie on Lifetime, he would play me. No doubt and all you would watch that high action, ninja kicking all stereotypes to the ground biopic of me! Directed of course by Ang Lee. I digress. Here are your highlights: Health care is the single biggest policy change needed in this country. The early explanations and signs look promising. One thing that is staggering, the numbers, 46 million uninsured . Almost that man...

Al Franken Wins Again and So Does Everyone Else

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In news that is old, but new again, but old once again and yet so new again. Al Franken has won the election for the second seat of the state of Minnesota. This time proclaimed by three judges who all concluded the Biggest Loser this year is NORM COLEMAN who didn't lose weight, but lost an election and cried all the way to court(s). With the trend of winners winning again, after we already knew who won the following people have jumped on this latest trend. Across the nation celebrations have sprung about everywhere. Chicago Bulls win 6 championships, Michael Jordan and team to parade Chicago on Saturday. The Curse of the Bambino broken! RED SOX WIN RED SOX WIN the WORLD SERIES , Dennis Leary can now shut the fugg up, someone will cut Johnny Damon's hair. Kelly Clarkson wins first American Idol millions tune in. Frank Chow makes his first boom boom in the big boy potty HOORAY! Thanks mom for the Blow Pop. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.