Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

 The kids had school off yesterday. So no blogging. What did I miss? Welp, Trump made an oil deal with Russia. Nothing to worry about there. He had his FBI raid Rep. Ilhan Omar's home. And Trump has asked former Gavin Newsom and Don Jr.'s lover, Kim Gremlin, to resign. Got that? Breathe. The midterms are upon us, and it looks like we can win the House and maybe the Senate. Let's vote these fascists out. 

Here are your highlights: 

Saudi airport struck again. Things are escalating. 

Can't make this up. GOP ad buyer spent money in the wrong state! Spent the money in Oregon instead of Maine.

SCOTUS wants to protect Elon and DOGE. 

Ken Paxton's campaign really needs to be studied. He's been caught hanging out with two criminals in Dubai.  

AI Centers are coming for federal land. 

Speaking of AI, Mark Zuckerberg is not human. I'm jumping on the lizard people conspiracy (I kid). But I think it's so funny when he and his other oligarchs sit down for interviews and can't remotely be normal. 


I am Frank Chow, and I approve this message. 

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