Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

 The days of horribleness are starting to blur. It fogs up the eyes and makes your head hurt. Yet we march on. That's what we have to do. I doubt most are aware of what we face this month, but on April 20th, we might be at the end. If Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, we're in dark territory. We have less than two weeks, and I'm not sure Hegsetha and Noem are straight shooters. The question is, what will the military do? 

Here are your highlights:

The Supreme Court says it's okay to send innocent people to El Salvador. 

Twitter is so dumb. And Elon has made it worse. Stock Markets go weeee!

Scientists are studying turtle tears. 

Game of Thrones shit. Dire Wolves are back!

Netanyahu visits the White House to continue Israel's genocide. 

Flooding danger isn't over. More found dead. 


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