Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

I may or may not have emailed our most classified secrets to China. No big deal. It was only an email or two, and I cc'd Marco Rubio; it's all good. We really are being run by the biggest idiots this planet has ever seen. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Maybe both. If you so happened to miss it, Trump's "best and brightest" added the editor of the Atlantic to their group chat about bombing Yemen. Insert prayer emoji here. But her emails...is now beyond farce. 

Here are your highlights: 

The New York Times is broken. 

Federal Judge says "Nazis got better treatment." Deporting thousands with no due process. 

The ADA is under attack. For those who've been following my journey, I've been disabled since 2016. I'm not visibly disabled, but there are times I can barely get out of bed. Many have it far worse, and this is frightening. 

Israel must be stopped. Oscar award-winning director detained by settlers and the Army. 

More countries caution their citizens about visiting the United States. 


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