Get Your Dunkin' Monday

 It was a slow weekend as my broken and bruised ribs have made it difficult. I hear my rib move and it makes me a bit nauseous. Luckily our girls are chill and just want to be near their daddy. Even if it means watching a show in bed. 

 The world is once again on fire. Or is it always on fire? It seems that way. Now that we are no longer the United States of America but the United States of Russia, I'm torn about which flag to fly. I'd laugh, but it's no laughing matter. Trump and the Republicans are now an arm of the Kremlin. "No Russian collusion." We all owe the Krassenstein brothers an apology.

Here are your highlights:

Private spacecraft lands on the moon.

No Cuomo. Please NYC. No.

Irony is dead. RFK Jr. is telling folks to vaccinate their kids. 

Complete list of Oscar winners. 

The economy isn't in trouble yet, but with DOGE on the warpath, I predict it will be. 

Speaker Mike Johnson has always creeped me out. Now even more. 


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