Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

Six more days until Orange Mussolini is inaugurated. I for one, will not be watching. Instead, I'll sip on some tea and watch Oppenheimer or some other long long long-ass movie. How is everyone feeling right now? I'm numb. My personal life is overwhelming all of my senses. Work is starting off the year chaotic. And my friends are fleeing a fire that seems unstoppable. I'm going to do my best to be positive during these times, but damn 2025 take a chill pill. 

Here are your highlights: 

Trump in a just world would be in jail. Jack Smith had him dead to rights. 


We lost my mother to brain cancer. My mother-in-law to Alzheimer's. Here are ways to reduce your risk of dementia.

At this point, I think we should label Crypto-bros as "economic terrorists". 

Pete Hegseth, a woefully unqualified candidate for Secretary of Defense, begins his nomination process. The FBI did him a solid and didn't interview the woman who accused him of sexual assault. 



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