Beware the Anchor Embryos!

Think Progress:

Last Friday, on Fox News’ On the Record with Greta Van Susteren, conservative state lawmaker Peter Palumbo (D-RI) appeared with state Rep. Joseph Trillo (R-RI) to discuss their outreach to Arizona politicians as they craft their own tough immigration law. During the interview, Palumbo referenced “anchor babies,” a derogatory and “politically charged” term used to refer to the U.S. citizen children of undocumented parents, noting that in Rhode Island they have “anchor embryos”:

We’ve all heard of anchor babies. We have something unique to Rhode Island, and they’re called anchor embryos. And what it is is a policy that we have in the state of Rhode Island — if you’re an illegal alien woman and you’re pregnant and you come to Rhode Island, you go to the Department of Human Services — the first thing you have to do is tell them that you’re an illegal alien and you’re pregnant and the Department of Human Services will offer you, do you want Blue Cross, United, or Neighborhood Health.

The question is why not get to the roots of the issue, the Anchor Sperm! Everyday these Anchor Sperm corrupt good Uhmerikan lady eggs and fertilize the world with their unwanted anchorness. Millions of Anchor Sperm destroy the very fibers of our country, someone must stop them! I propose large searches and confiscations of Anchor Sperm across the nation. If we don't act now our country and our lives will be covered in one big soggy anchor mess!

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