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It is going to be a barn burner!! The early word from Massachusetts is the booths are light. OR not light? And it doesn't sound promising. But you never know! Welp, I am sure the Democrats and Blue Dogs will take this act of laziness on their part as a rejection of "doing too much." 2010 will then include wanking over the deficit, budget hawks in favor of invading Yemen and Joe Lieberman becoming Supreme Chancellor...something to that effect. I for one will rage the eff on. Did anyone catch Castle last night? Man was it good, if you haven't seen it I won't spoil it, but the increasing sexual tensions between Beckett and Castle are about to JUMP OFF THE SCREEN!!! The lady and I have recognized that they have a good formula going right now, "don't trust family" or else (insert creepy music here). I won't say anymore, but man something about Castle's simplicity and crime comedic drama has me hooked.

Here are your highlights:

What looting in Haiti? Our sad media wants everyone to know Haitians steal...or do they? Perhaps it is people who are starving attempting to survive during a terrible tragedy, wow what a concept!



Breaking the Law, breaking the law! Bush and the FBI breaking the law

The coddling of the banks needs to continue, otherwise, they can't be creative. Frum = idiot


Rifle sights used by the U.S. military have Bible verses on them. Yes you read that correctly. The name of the company making millions off their "Jesus sights" is named Trijicon. If you ever wanted to find a recruiting tool for Al-Qaida look no further. Not only is this against the Constitution, but it is dangerous to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Remind me again, who is it that is fighting a holy war?


Chow!

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