We Surround Them - 9/12 Project of Wingnuttia




Via Media Matters:

Today, on the eighth anniversary of 9-11, one day before Glenn Beck's "9-12 Project" descends on Washington, Media Matters for America calls attention to what has become a familiar, disturbing pattern on the purportedly "fair and balanced" news network.
Fox News now routinely engages in political advocacy against the Obama administration and the Democratic Congress, and Beck's promotion of a September 12 march on Washington is the latest example. Network executives have made little effort to hide Fox News' agenda, with one referring to the network as the "voice of opposition."

"There is little difference between being the 'voice of opposition' and just being the opposition," said Eric Burns, president of Media Matters. "Since the president's election, Fox News has become nothing more than the 24/7 media wing of the Republican Party. No political party in American history has had such an enormous megaphone."

The 9-12 Project starts tomorrow (insert creepy music here). This is foolish and Faux News should be ashamed of themselves (but if not before why now). When I said we will never forget, I didn't mean go ahead and have a rally of nut jobs and tea baggers. I didn't mean it would be okay to further the paranoid "fear the brown people" mantra of the Glenn Beck either. I didn't mean use 9/11 to try to Wingnut America and abuse the memories of the vicitims and families

We should protest the protest by the protesting douche nuggets. Heck we should form a big middle finger around the Washington Monument. I can't believe I am even talking about a bunch of 9-11 dot com, brand the USA, Joe Wilson loving morons. That what this is ABSOLUTELY MORONIC. They are marching on Washington because WE ARE A DEMOCRACY?! BECAUSE IT IS NOT 1860's?!! BECAUSE THERE IS A BLACK PRESIDENT?!! WHAT WHAT WHAT THE EFF IS IT? Cuz to be honest this is the most nonsensical piece of crap protest ever (of course you can expect nothing less from Beck) If I had a desk left after all my raging awesomeness, the shit would be stained with my own spit and broken into tinier pieces than the pieces that are already tiny from my previous FAUX NEWS RAGGGEEE would be tinier until so tiny only atoms remained.

Chalk this up to a baby in diapers crying and pooping their pants and ole Daddy Fox News coddling them and then letting them air it on teevee for 24 hours.

Glenn Beck is a clear example of man's descendance from monkeys.




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Update: On the Rachel Maddow she and Melissa Harris-Lacewell, Nation contributor and Princeton professor discuss the lunacy.

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