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Al Franken Minnesota Senator....Finally

To quote Atrios, "The Al Franken decade begins" and Coleman will most likely be the next head of the RNC.... I really am speechless right now. It gives hope to comedians everywhere that John Stewart will be elected President some day. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

John McCain Goes Maverick on Cap and Trade

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John McCain discovers Republican roots, goes Maverick on Science In a reversal of “huh?,” J ohn McCain has decided that Cap and Trade is now Cap and Tax and the bill will most likely destroy the world as we know it. Citing sources of sourcedom, McCain stated, “I decided yesterday, I was wrong, science is not a good platform because taxes and global takeover equals science. Plus at West Point I sat in on a science class one day, it was boring.” No one is sure what changed McCain's mind being one of the few Republicans in the Senate who believed in moving forward with Cap and Trade, but now it looks as though he has flip flopped again. According to multiple Arizonian sources it is called being a maverick. Lindsay Graham was at the announcement yesterday rubbing the shoulders of McCain with the finest freedom oils and stated, “Johnny and I are for regulation of greenhouse gases just not for Democrats supporting the same legislation, end quote.” McCain says he thinks global climate ...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

GOOD MORNING JUSTICE! Well let's just say so much for the DHS report, the right wing extremist talk and hate speech nonsense. With guys like Rush Limbaugh encouraging peacefully getting the military to overthrow the elected President, it is all just satire, in jest or a joke. Riiiiight. Can we just clearly call his show the Racist Rush Show, or Right Wing Hate Talk with Rush or does that just go without saying? Oh well, he makes money for whoever he works for and no one will actually STOP HIM. But he never stokes the fires....never...Pffttt. Two days of work and then a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice vacation beoyotches! So fugg it, 4th of July is for celebrating the America I live in not Winguttia! Here are your highlights: Jobs is back , no Steve jobs not actual jobs Gets ousted in his pajamas, but he is never down, wo nder if Honduras will be the next Iran, what color haven't we turned into a ribbon? Arizona, Mississippi, Indiana, Pennsylvannia, and California OH MY! Iraqis celebrat...

Late Night Music with Frank- Ben Gibbard "Thriller"

Just because I am still not over it and why not have someone doing an amazing cover, of Michael Jackson. Ben Gibbard, "Thriller" live is just more proof the songs will last forever. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Mostly Dead...Iraq Troop Withdrawal

"Iraq withdrawal is mostly done" Pentagon and military officials report that the withdrawal of most U.S. military forces from Iraq's major cities has been completed a day ahead of tomorrow's deadline. According to the officials, within the past 30 days, 30 U.S. military bases have either been closed down or handed over to Iraqi security forces. A total of 150 bases have been shut down or turned over to Iraqis in the past nine months. Despite the withdrawal, many U.S. military forces will remain in the cities, embedded with Iraqi forces as advisers. They would also act as liaison officers who would be able to summon a U.S. military rapid reaction force if needed -- or also call in U.S. military air strikes. Those remaining in the cities would also include intelligence officers. Neither the military or Pentagon could provide a specific number of U.S. forces left behind. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Frank Rips the Health Care Debate

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It begins: Frank gets out of his cubicle and starts ripping phone books with his bare hands and yells HEALTH CARE!!! Two words, what is so difficult to understand HEALTH and CARE So why is it that the debate suddenly turns to deficits or price tags and free markets , when not a one of these fuggin guys mentioned any of these when we decided TO GO TO WAR! Oh that’s right blowing up people, sending OTHER citizens children is of no concern, starting war of FAKE precedence did not have anything to do with wasteful spending or deficits. No sir ree, freedom costs $1.05! Frank takes a phonebook and eats it, that’s right eats it. He stomachs an entire phone book of rage. Oh wait sickness, spinning room. Vomit. That’s what HEALTH CARE and its ensuing debate does to good ole US of A Frank. Sickness. Now let me go call my doctor, to be referred to a doctor about said sickness, only to be charged for every run around cruddy test, then send me back to before said doctor to doctor up another refer...

Thrice NEW SONG!

Rock on Monday. Chow!

Get Your Dunkin Monday

Nico proves Dana is the "Dick" Short week America. Do you smell that? Four day weekend! But that also means I have to cram in some major awesome satirical and radical RAGE! This weekend was awesome as family and close friends came into the Windy City. We enjoyed the architectural tour, brew and a comedy show starring me and my art. Rock the fugg on. This week is looking to be kick azz, Laughing Liberally is Wednesday which means I will be sneaking in through the shadows to laugh ninja like at the downfalls of the Republicans, Wing Nuts and Blue Dogs oh and lots of Sanford jokes most likely....YOU SHOULD GO to the show, info can be found at Laughing Liberally . Here are your highlights: Inside Michael Jackson's concert that was to be, no one could perform like Michael Trouble brewing in Honduras, they kidnapped their own President in his pajamas Bernie goes to jail USA NOOOOOOOOOOOO, how did we blow a 2-0 lead at the half, oh I know...it was Brazil, they were just tryin...

Samurai Wow

h/t Geekologie Happy a Samurai Weekend!!! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Wingnuttia Gets Teevee Time

Can a Rep. be removed from Congress for being completely bat shit crazy? "Freedom isn't free, unless it is free, freedom costs a buck o' five" I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin Friday

Last night I was in shock. Complete shock as the rule of three dropped a bomb, Michael Jackson passed away . For all the trials and tribulations of his life at his pinnacle there was no one better in pop than Michael Jackson. Growing up he was an inspiration of performance, attitude and an icon. It is clear as the day after reports come in, he was bigger than Elvis. Globally his outreach changed pop culture like no one had done before. Everyone has said what can be said. The saddest part is we together watched his rise and ultimately his fall; a tragic and triumphant figure torn by the fame bestowed upon him. He will be remembered for controversy, oddities, kindness, philanthropies, moves and style, but above all his music and "they way he made us feel." Here are your highlights: Harold Koh confirmed , SUCK IT! the Repubs hate Cap N Trade, so much so they keep going with fake stats and even contradict one another.......some people just want the world to look like this .....s...

Michael Jackson Cardiac Arrest

This is just in, Michael Jackson has had a heart attack , his father is saying "he is not doing well." Wow. Let us hope the King of Pop is okay. Update: TMZ is reporting Michael Jackson is dead...... Chow!

the Importance of Perez Hilton

Yes, I just wrote that. Tuesday as I stated earlier was great Drinking Liberally. I had the opportunity to sit with many intelligent and insightful individuals. One subject that was brought up was Perez Hilton. The two lesbian women next to me cringed immediately. One was so apt to say, "I wish I was there to see him struck." A snarky retort to say the least. When asked to elaborate she stated that he hurts as much as he helps. And so the discussion evolved. On one side Perez Hilton can bring awareness or be a role model to those still in the closet, but mind you he is a Hollywood leech (a place far more liberal in its understanding of LGBT issues). It is different "over there." On the other side he enables with his rude and oft times crude posts, the flamboyant lifestyle, and his recent abhorrent use of the word "faggot"; he is a detriment to the LGBT community by perpetuating stereotypes. The true issue, however most have and I have with Perez Hilton is ...

IL Rep. Quiqley rips "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

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Rep. Mike Quigley had some choice words for "Don't Ask Don't Tell" in a recent Windy City Times interview calling the act "morally repugnant." It is nice to have a politician from Illinois *cough take note WH, fighting for equal rights for the LGBT community. Quigley kind of snuck into Congress replacing the vacant seat of Rahm Emanuel, but since then he was pushed issues that effect his constituents. He has gone after "Don't Ask Don't Tell" and the White House took note of his request to have same sex unions counted in the census . It is important to note since this weekend Chicago will be holding its annual Gay Pride Parade and it is most likely to be the biggest yet. New local community organizations are participating and even an elementary school is marching in the parade. Quigley is doing what is right here, supporting a part of the community that does many great things locally. He also feels it is only a matter of time till the r...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

via bold progressives This week has been busy, hence the shorter posts and sporadic topic switches. At least this weekend I get to hang out with old friends and family. It is also a relief knowing your weekend will be a little bit slower than your week. I have a show tomorrow, ALL ASIAN (wink, wink), cousin is coming into town and a guy who called me his "best man" will also be gracing Chicago. Speaking of Chicago, it is HOT! Summer is here and it is not going away like Sanford on a Argentine Nekkid Appalachian weekend. Hooah! Here are your highlights: FBI arrests blogger for being a gun nut in hysteria, mark this under "when blogging gets trigger happy" Pothead "Dude what are those blobs in space?" Scientist "I do not know, let me find out" Mousavi's wife is making a statement in the protests in Iran , women have a voice too When you turn on the locals news in Chicago, this is what you see too often, 9 year-old shot in drive-by Another Gree...

Ninja Thought

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With each Republican affair you get insight to why they are not concerned with women issues. Women to them are weekend getaways in Argentina . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Washington Post Humor FAIL

Gentlemen, stick to print. This is why there has not been a "Beltway" comic ever. Another reason why you must full appreciate a real comic doing commentary the right way... The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Governor Mark Sanford Is Missing www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran Let the pros do it boys. Others have commented about the Posts Milisuck and Ciligizz, but I must say better video were shot in kids' basements and those videos at least included action figures. Speaking of action figures Glenn Beck loves Barbie dolls ? WTF? Why are these nuttheads so bad at the simple premise of humor. There is a reason why Colbert "bombed" at the correspondents dinner some years ago...he was funny and THEY do not get humor. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

some pokerface and david choi for dat azz Hello hump day. Phew. Half way through the week and much to do still. I have a show on Friday at CCPA, so if you want to see me headline that would be a good time. Not telling you where that is but those initials are a giveaway for communist, socialist, tire burning humor, come on out PEOPLE! Last night was a great Drinking Liberally with discussions ranging from LGBT community issues, the Pride Parade, Iran, Winguttia, Glenn Beck, Health Care positives, theology and calling out our lame Senators who are backed by the health insurers *cough Baucus... Here are your highlights: Ezra interviews Atul Gawande Anybody care about France? Sarkozy is one cracked out dude, he is "shaking up the cabinet." I love how the French refer to Sarkozy has right wing when he is still left of our Democrats in Congress. Protests in Iran capital halted , wonder if Obuttsman McCain will call for United Nations troops to show some authorite' When THEY c...

Women and Men

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I have tried as I have aged to become better at understanding women. Yet for all my study I still am always surprised by them or left with more questions. One blog I follow is Pandagon and you should too. It is an interesting take on feminist issues and life in general. For me personally it speaks to how much men and women assume so much about each other thus hurting any mutual understanding. There are large group of men raised by similar women and respect their opinions above anyone else. Not all of us men fall into a category or walk around thinking "gee wonder what's she looks like nekkid." But that does not excuse those men championing values while cheating on their wive s and well treating them as whores . Amanda Morcette has a great read dissecting stupid science in the name of mandongs. Pandagon : The narrative about how all women are whores isn’t a cute one, but causes real pain to both men and women. The assumption that women are sex (but don’t like sex) discou...

Iran Update

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Crisis in Iran www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran John Stewart again the only place where logic reigns. It is not about us, despite what Obuttsman McCain and the Village argue . The media obsession over this is rather fanatic and I do not think one of them has mentioned our very own "Recount." Let this work itself out, it is not like option a) is that far from option b) no need to meddle. Meddlers. “Members of Congress have their constitutional duties, I’m president of the United States, and I’ll carry out my duties.” - Obama at his press conference Good to see Obama not backing down. He needs to be hands off and not vote with stupid . Let's get to relevant news, like how Kate is evil and Jon and the kids were victims in her quest for fame. Boom baby! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

Bailey does his Health Care impression Tuesday get busy from the get go. No fun. Last night was interesting as I failed for the third time at an attempt to finish my homework from Photoshop class. Uggh. Getting back into school mode nearly impossible. Besides that tonight is another gathering of awesome . Earlier this morning I was listening in on the radio and there was some positive dialogue, this week starts the push by the White House we have all been waiting for... Here are your highlights: Stupid acting stupider. When you want to claim something is bias make sure you have a sound argument, not a pfffffft argumen t. 72% are in favor of the public option and you would be to, if you read and understood what it means. Another reason to hate Michelle Obama, she gets her hands dirty with Maria Shriver The Dear Hunter- Act III: Life and Death - got it and it is epic, review later SC Governor Sanford goes missing, state in a "tizzy" and bravo to his PR team . Dude went AWOL...

Late Night Music with Frank- Explosions in the Sky

Sometimes you need music without words of guidance, or a humming melody, sometimes you need to have that music that takes you somewhere else. Explosions in the Sky , from their bio: In February 1999, three longtime friends from West Texas went to a pizza place in Austin, Texas, for a prearranged meeting with a young man from Illinois. The Illinoisan had just moved to Austin, and he had put up a flyer that caught the interest of the others. They ate pizza and discussed movies and arcana. They also decided to meet the next day with their various instruments (two guitars, bass, and drums). This happened, and over the coming months they picked a band name, then picked a better band name, then wrote and recorded an album. That album, called How Strange, Innocence, was largely out of tune, but the band members didn't really notice at the time. They optimistically printed 300 copies, and gave most of them away. It turned out they really liked playing together, so they kept doing so. A fr...

Nemesis Malkin Hates Herself

It is apparent that Michelle Malkin hates the fact Michelle Obama has the same first name. She has more linkage on the ole Google than her and is an actual respected voice with high approval ratings in America. What really pisses me off is MICHELLE OBAMA IS THE FIRST LADY! Where oh where was any of this crap when the Bushies paraded about? Where oh where was any of this when Nancy Reagan was parading about? Oh that's right, they were on Planet Winguttia! This sad sack of self-hating Filipina continues her crusade against everything Michelle Obama and it is classless and disgusting. I wonder what Malkin would say if someone said they same stuff about her...probably "I HAVE CHILDREN! DEAR GOD! FEMINISM, SEXISM!" But the truth is she has no walls, no moral or ethical compass, lies and makes stuff up. On Winguttia that is how it works. Because you see if Michelle Malkin had graduated from Princeton, and received her Masters from Harvard . Then after her studies she was hired...

Ninja Thought

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One thing I have never understood are employees who benefit from taxes being irate about taxes, federal funding and "socialized" health care. If you BENEFIT from public funding and your living is made through public funding shouldn't you support public funding for schools, social programs and health care? Do these people look at their paychecks and assume the money is from a private institution behind curtains? I guess it is only socialist when it benefits the other. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Secret Asian Man

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more here Chow!

John McCain Team America!

You have balls, I like balls I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin' Monday

Wow. That weekend went too fast. Our drive to central Illinois was met by three of the craziest storms I have ever seen. Thank God we missed the tornadoes. The wedding was the first reception I had ever been to that included a full on fireworks display...yes...fireworks. I have also come to the conclusion that if you have an outdoor wedding bring extra fans, not just some fans, but extra extra fans, so you won't have to read all about it the next day in THIS BLOG. IT WAS TOO HOT! I was sweatin like Limbaugh in a pharmacy! Hooah! Here are your highlights: Froomkin was fired so we could have more puff pieces about the men who helped get us IN TO THIS FUGGIN MESS. Mitch McConnell, American 2009 . MMA round-up See if George Will calls you "foolish" you might want to quit repeating stupidity on air. Iran updates . Congress, the meatheads and the talking heads all call it "socialized medicine", but the people do not care what you call it , they just want coverage...

Have a Great Weekend

Rock on!

We Have to Pass Support for Iran?

This is stupid political posturing . Mike Pence is a donkey . Congress is bunch of donkeys . These assholes have not learned a thing. "Even though foreign policy is complex. It is hard." - Thanks Captain Obvious. These numbnuts have no idea what" they hell they are doing. Support? You have to vote for the stupid idea of support. "People need to be heard. Yes because this was a rigged election!" A RIGGED ELECTION ! Uggghhhh. How about you go back to 2000? Remember what you douchebags said then when we tried to at least have a fair election? And then you go back to REAGAN. Dear God. What is terrible is you cause more tension in a country that is tense to the 9th degree. The people of Iran are speaking for the people of Iran. Kissinger affirmed the President has got this shiz under control. These warhawks will gladly sign support papers, followed by missile launches. Thank Jebus, they lost the Presidency. Just plain stupid. I am Frank Chow and I approved this mes...

Get Your Dunkin' Friday

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Irandecision 2009 - The Oppression of House Republicans thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran more Iranian news Well hello Friday. I have a ton of work to do today, so today will probably include only short tidbits here and there. Apparently some people did not like my take on the 9-11 dot com stalling the Ground Zero rebuild. I stick by what I say, there is a bigger picture to the thoughts of America then and some would prefer to keep it that way. In a completely unrelated personal note, I am going to another wedding this weekend in good ole central IL and the bride and groom will be Mr. and Mrs. Rural King . Here are your highlights: Cubs WIN, wish I was not at work when this went down , best part of my day was getting off the El and a ton of dejected Sox fans were getting heckled. Their witty response, "We have a championship!" Wow. Still living in 2005 and 1985, the South Side. ...

Health Care, Public Option by Lee Stranahan

First in series from Lee Stranahan, h/t Bob Cesca's Awesome Go Blog! Contact your Congress Person Chow!

Michael Savage Goes Ahead and Says It...

"The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America" Not surprising at all. It is what Rush, O'Reilly, Dobbs, Hannity, Coulter, Beck and some esteemed members of Congress have been saying "slyly" for some time now. Savage is simply a hack. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

9-11 Dot Com, Why Ground Zero is still a Vacant Lot

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Officials announced that plans to fill the hole of the Twin Towers were stalled yet again . Some have said that it was a win for Al Qaeda, however I would argue it is another win for the Bush/Cheney administration. And further more a win for the Rovian politics of fear and as I like to call them the collective 9-11 dot com. We have now for the past eight years been reminded and reminded and reminded of 9-11. The horror, the terrorists, the fear, the tragedy, the families and the brown people ; they all have been part of our narrative since that day. It was the most tragic event on US soil. We know that and in case you missed it, you now know by the speeches of Bush, Cheney, Giuliani and all the talking heads on Faux News. Each one follows their reasoning and complete disdain for American values and the Constitution with the tag line 9-11 dot com. The Twin Towers were considered a symbol of all that Al Quaeda hated about America now they are symbolic of what America has become. There w...

Get Your Dunkin' Thursday

Hey ya'll! It is Thursday! Yeehaw! I am hooting and hollering because this weekend will be another spent in central Illinois for a down home wedding. As was last weekend's this should be fun and quite a good time. I am having trouble focusing these days on design work, so if anyone would like to partake in my Photoshop skillz course, holla at me, I got 20 bones I can give you to do my assignments. Next week there is a show you should all attend, why? Because it is an ALL ASIAN SHOW. Cleverly titled, Asian Invasion or Comedasian or Asiamedy? I will give you more of the details till then... Here are your highlights: Green shoots in the economy ...not so fast, I raise you 6.69 million sox win : ( Someone asked is "the President scared of Fox?" I do not think so, but if I were him all those non -right wing extremist who quote Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck would have me doubling up on security. NASA is going to PEW PEW the Moon and no this is not an Oni...

Late Night Music with Frank- Miniature Tigers

I have always found that as I get older there are certain friendships based on two things; music and booze. Now it is not to say we do not have many other things in common, but no matter what the heck I do when I go back to Baltimore and see my buddies, we talk music while boozing. It is probably the best times. I grew up in an area surrounded by eclectic tastes and the beltway bullshizz, music in high school was my escape. And so my friend Mikey texted me late last week and all he said was "Bro, Miniature Tigers, go listen they are silly." Silly indeed. Thank you Mikey from Baltimore, MD. A little snippet about Miniature Tigers : Miniature Tigers is a pop rock band with elements of indie pop based in Phoenix, Arizona. The band is made up of front man Charlie Brand, Rick Schaier on drums and vocals, Algernon Quashe on guitar, keyboards, vocals and Alex Gerber on bass, vocals. The band is currently signed to Modern Art Records, a label created in a partnership between members...

A Letter for Illinois Friends

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I received this email from a reader and friend. I think it gives a great perspective on Illinois, the current economic crisis and government in general: Hello Everybody, I'm sorry to send a big, mass email like this, but I feel compelled to try and make people aware of something that may seriously impact us all in one way or another. In attempts to try and balance the budget without raising taxes, the state is planning to cut about 75% of the budget for social services in Illinois as of July 1, 2009. I work for an agency that serves adults with developmental disabilities and mental illness, which will of course be drastically affected and have to reduce services, but other programs that would be eliminated altogether include the WICK program which provides diapers and formulas to mothers and infants, crisis services for people who have experienced rape or trauma, and mental health services for foster and adoptive families. I can tell you that just from the perspective of my agency,...

When it rains...listen to music

Portugal the Man, live...busy work day. Chow!

Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

Last night the lady was a little sick so we stayed inside and watched the debacle that is the Real Housewives of New Jersey . Fake boubies, spoiling children and all out RAGE! It was like watching an entire family meltdown up close, but you do not have to comfort your lady when all the shizz hits the fan. Fuggin' awesome. I must say, although I was quite disappointed about the Cross-Town series being postponed and as much as I find these shows terrible for glorifying money, tackiness and in fighting...Teresa flipping out was just about the best thing I have seen on teevee all year. Here are your highlights: Sammy Sosa, a juicer? By now no one should be surprised, but if it was allowed, then why is it called cheating...Proof yet again baseball has not been America's sport for years. It is about time they just printed the list and get the scandal done with. The "Holy Grail" of torture FINALLY, you can have an Optimus Prime head LGBT community keep putting the Preside...

Conservative I Am

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There is some buzz around a recent poll released by Gallup . The claim is that "Conservatives are the Single-Largest Ideological Group." Victory!!! Hooray!! I toooold you we are a center right nation! Not so fast. There is some data to look at and Gallup does provide that, but as Digby ellaborates nothing really has changed. One thing to point out is that the question asks simply, "How do you describe your political views, very conservative, conservative, moderate, liberal and very liberal?" It is important to note because not many will readily admit that they are "very" anything let alone politically "very" anything. When asked that question I am sure Michael Moore would call himself a liberal and Bill O'Reilly would call himself a moderate. It is a question with little of no substance despite the argument. Yet there will be those that will run with it like wild-fire. Victory!! Hooray!! Center right nation!! GOP GOP GOP!! Hold up. Gallup ad...

Stay Classy Bill O' Reilly

In case you have not seen this yet. Bill O RAAAGGEESSS and Joan Walsh gets in a dig so deep Bill O is left ending the conversation . It is no wonder Bill already has re-edited the footage to make Walsh look as if she was in the wrong. Look, I get RAGE. I welcome it. What I do not like is people yelling over people leading to utter chaos. It does nothing for the real debate and it ends up being noise not a conversation...although that is all Bill's show really are, a place for him to yell, to bully and to spread more hate talk. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday. Man, I might need another cup of coffee. This morning was a struggle as I ran into major difficulties loading a site project for my Design class. That is right I design AMERICA! On the side Frank is rather artistic and I am working on a secret, super, CIA like project for the good of America. You are welcome in advance. Just for Laughs hits Chicago and some talents that once were regulars in the local circuit our paying us a sweet visit. If you want to check out a show go tonight to Chicago Underground Comedy , with Dan Telfer, Mike Bridenstine, Jared Logan, Adam Burke, Nick Vatterot, Team Submarine and Renee Gauthier. I featured Renee up above as she is a rockstar female comedian on an all guy lineup. Plus she is actually a very sweet person even though she has snarky and sassy humor. Enjoy! Here are your highlights: A letter on Health Care Reform The GOP is Dikeme Mutumbo-ing I was at the pump yesterday and noticed the sudden spike in Chicago. Let me guess,...