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Mitch Sucks and Sea Monkeys

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This is Mitch. Mitch sucks at life. Any questions? Let's just keep this as base as possible. Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion One creates jobs, one creates hate, death and possibly more terrorists. Now should we listen to Repubs about spending? Or should we just tell them to SHUT THE F UP?! When was the last good thing the Republican Party passed? These are the same people who filibustered the Civil Rights Act . What makes anyone think they aren't going to filibuster the Stimulus Plan? Mitch McConnell says they won't , but he also wants to change the Stimulus Package to only suit Republicans......hmmmm.....let me get this straight. You screw up and we reward you by letting you change bills. NOPE SORRY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!! I have a story it goes like this again at the most base level: When I was a kid I had Sea Monkeys. They were my Sea Monkeys. One day my younger brother flushed them all dow...

Jennifer Hudson Sings the National Anthem

After all she has been through of late...this is a special performance. Enjoy. I am Frank Chow and I cried a little.

Some White People Still Really Hate Blacks People

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It was only a matter of time. Michael Steele becomes the Chairman of RNC and white supremacists GO BONKERS! Resident "Hate Monger" David Duke claims he will be taking the Republican Party back or starting his own party with 90 percent of the Republican Party all of which he claims are just as racist as him! I can see it now. Their logo would be the South Pole Polar Bear (super white). Arms patches of the New Republican Party (all white with a white American Flag). Their rank and file would be Albinos (most whitest). And their capital would be Wasilla, Alaska (whitest town of Sarah "Gotcha Media" Palin). It makes sense though. I mean white people are perfect and we should just listen to them. Yes it is true that white people rule and I am not typing this, but a white robot, with white skin and a white voice and white hands and white thoughts and white white whitey. I like cashmere, penny loafers and cargo shorts. I am Frank Chow and I am a white robot. PS ASIAN PRID...

Groundhog Shoots Down My Dreams

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Look at this f-er! Sooo evil! He saw he shadow or whatever the I don't know and WINTER IS GOING TO BE SIX WEEKS LONGER!!!!! FIRE THIS FUGGIN' GROUNDHOG!!! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Michael Steele Elected RNC Chairman

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Today Republicans made a decision to elect Michael Steele as RNC Chairman. Michael Steele becomes the first ever Black Republican... I mean Republican National Committee Chairman in hope to reshape and redirect the Republican party. A black guy? In charge of the RNC? Well I have some questions: Who is the real Michael Hussein Steele? What are his relationships with these unapologetic homeless ? How many Nazi experiments do you know were conducted with a purpose to cure cancer, Alzheimer's and autism? How often to you "pal" around with unrepentant ear biters ? Where's your birth certificate? How do you really feel about your anti-homosexual remarks , is the Gay Community clinging to boas and glitter ? What's up with the Orioles? About that Iraq War how's it going for us? I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

I am Not One for Conspiracies....But.....

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Dick Son of Dick? I am Frank Chow and it's eerily similar.

Definition of a Bonus

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Below is the definition of a bonus. : something in addition to what is expected or strictly due: as a : money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation b : a premium (as of stock) given by a corporation to a purchaser of its securities, to a promoter, or to an employee c : a government payment to war veterans d : a sum in excess of salary given an athlete for signing with a team I expect a full refund of our tax payers dollars. When your business asks for a bailout, it is not a "good year" rewarding of a BONUS YOU STUPID MEATHEAD SELFISH EVIL SOB'S! FIRE EVERYONE!!!! Ok I am calm the gf just challenge me to a game of Call of Duty and by gf I mean my PS3. So sweet, so sleek and so sexy. The only thing that gives me peace is you darling. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. (Wall-Street and their Chiefs Should be Tarred and Feathered and then Tarred again with PEANUT BUTTER MUAHAAHAHHAAH)