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Get Your Dunkin Monday

Another lovely weekend with the lady. Another reminder of how insane our country is and how do I know this? Well Miss America and the Grammy's. I know, I know what was Frank doing watching both?! I WAS FRIGGIN CHUCKIN SHIZ AT THE TEEVEE THAT'S WHAT! The lady likes these things, so this weekend it was enjoy delicious wings and burgers with friends and watch how dumb America is for two to four hours on teevee. Got it? Good. First off WTF is Rush Limbaugh doing as a judge of anyone or anything? Second Taylor Swift and Beyonce win every fuggin award? What happened to being an artist? Or possibly having a good album to be nominated let alone win? Like I said this world is insane. Three no talent ass clowns getting glory. Another sign we are doomed. All doomed. At least Miss Virginia won Miss America . Some hometown repping! Here are your highlights: Obama's Budget , of course the numbers will be emphasized more than the actually substance. Media fail alllll week is to be expec...

Get Your Dunkin Friday

Man the end of Jersey Shore was sad . Why did all the awesome have to end? And why in the world did Snooki and the Situation bump uggs? Duuuuuuuude! I know there are other things going on and a lot of whining and nonsense from the Democrats, but let's focus on one thing, what do I live vicariously through now? I mean the Shore was the shit. It was all the bad things I have never done in one season of trashy goodness. Seriously I am drinking a protein shake right now and working on the un-Situation! The post season "reunion" was pretty lame. Sammi Sweetheart is scandalous and shades mcgee. Ronnie and her broke up for like the 100th time in their short and total trainwreck of a relationship. I don't blame Ronnie for being pissed if I were him I would fist pump my way into a club and forgetta bout her! This weekend the lady and I are heading to Central Illinois because people get pregnant and you throw them parties for getting pregnant. I hope it includes mad juiceheads ...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

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YO IT'S FRANKY C! What Now?! The sky is falling. Democrats everywhere running scared. Please. Spare me. The narrative from the major news outlets is that Obama was never elected and the Democrats weren't given a sweeping majority. Yes Scott Brown won, but it says more about Massachusetts then anything. I am not buying some of the cowering being reported in, but then again I wouldn't be surprised. Like I stated yesterday progressives need to be even more aggressive . I will spare you the cheer leading because frankly my feet are frozen from the Chicago fuggin weather and I gots boots! Jersey Shore finale is tonight (how's that for transition bitches), so you know what the lady and I will be doing. Yeah they are everything I don't want to be, but it is damn fun watching them be everything and a bag of pickles! Holla! Fist pumping all day! Aight so here's the Situation: Paul Volcker Prevails , after Goldman Sucks posts RIDONKULOUS profits, the administration loo...