Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Whenever Rick Perry decides to talk it's as if the ghost of Stonewall Jackson took a giant dump and let it spew out of his mouth. The man is a serial killer of logical statements. And I'm starting to wonder if he is from the present or the 1800's. Texas this is who you voted for, a real winner. From the mouth that spews Stonewall Jackson's dung, Josh Marhsall of TPM explains : Right after the 1994 midterm you had a bunch of Republicans come out of the woodwork with really wild eyed proposals on various policy fronts. And it seems like deja vu all over again. Newly re-elected Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) says states should be able to secede from the Social Security program. Wonder how many Texans agree with that. I don't think they will take too well to that idea, *Hackandspit, considering that 92% of Texans 65 or older receive Social Security . Call me a librul, but I'm not so sure those citizens will appreciate their Social Security checks being gambled away by the...

Irony alert: Secessionists for Swine Flu...vaccine , of course this is all the mean gubbaments fault for being gubbamenty I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

What a weekend! What a life! My ninja skills were almost depleted this weekend as Frank Chow is not impervious to 5 hours of solid boozing. Alas I survived and must now rock this week like a metal band on a mission. The truth is I am truly exhausted, I am not sure I have the energy to conduct true ninja analysis of our political stupidity, but I will try folks. I am not defeated. No FRANK NEVER LOSES. Just feel like I have been hungover for three straight days bitchesss. Here are your highlights: Erry'body hates Michelle Obama The weekend's Boxing Round-up , Little Mac gots robbed! Paul Krugman vs. Neill Ferguson , what is odd about this match up is Ferguson is a historian so he should know that during the Depression when Roosevelt listened to people like him, the country's economy suffered Say Anything says "Hate Everyone" Glenn Beck is experiencing that thing people call KARMA Wanksta of Illinois Orin Hatch Wanksta of Utah , why the media keeps putting these guy...

Civil War? I don't read! The bumper sticker that matches perfectly with your bunka Texas Governor Rick Perry recently announced that Texas might consider seceding from the United State of America. He took back his statement citing too much gas huffing, lunacy and Red Bull in the morning of his remarks (that or it was lame attempt at replacing G-Dub has the village idiot). However what was brought to my attention was that people actually cheered and some douche nozzles "reported" on it like it was feasible. I have scoured the internets with a cattle prod and boot spur and found no real support for this guy except from those attending the Tea Baggin' Parties. But he did get me thinking, I HATE TEXANS. Not all Texans, but the Texans just like Rick Perry. Loud, unapologetic, racist, ignorant- the list of names and rage goes on. He most likely believes in the following: Tex-Mex is a solely a Texas thing The sky is falling Friday Night Lights is not as good as Varsity...