Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Conan will rule late night ! I must say not only was it impressively funny and vintage Conan, but Will Ferrell was hilarious and Pearl Jam (despite sound issues WHY CAN'T THEY FIGURE THAT OUT ) rocked. The return of sidekick Andy was fantastic as well. I must say I was never truly a fan of Jay. He had a nice way with people, but his skits, sidewalk talk and monologues were hokey and full of hack jokes. I know Conan is guilty of this too at times, but I am leaning that Late Night will allow him to really run with it. That's it for now....more later probably. Here are your highlights: Major Pew Pew , the world's largest Death Star ...I mean laser Japan is developing a warning system for the Pew Pew The upcoming election in Iran is one of the most important this year, it has the capability to further radicalize talks or actually lead to rational talks. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might just pull it out if enough people do not vote. Hurricane Season: 10 things to do NOW Oba...

President Obama and his new administration announced yesterday they are moving forward with a new investment in high speed railway systems across the nation. They provided maps , drawings and a surprise guest the new head of the Railway System, Thomas the Train . “Toot, toot” said Thomas the Train at the beginning of his first address to the nation. Thomas the Train plans on linking the nation through happy thoughts, rails that go for miles and cheery songs to make everyone smile . His message was met with applause and reporters looked astounded at the size of such a train in a conference room. Obama and Biden both trumpeted the developed of high speed railways, while Thomas the Train asked for an upgrade jokingly, “you know blue doesn’t look that fast and my tinkers are getting oldie, how about a new government paint job ?” The trains hope to be backed by funding in not only the stimulus package, but Thomas the Train toys. No doubt the trains will be packed once implemented by gum dr...