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Get Your Dunkin Thursday

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So were in the After Birth ...certificate. The reactions from Wingnuttia have been predictable, nothing will satisfy their foaming mouths. Some reactions from the Left have even surprised me, however the most moving was by Baratunde Thurston (video above). It's often lost on the media, over saturated with the David Gregory, Chuck Todd, Chris Wallace, Sean Hannity and Jake Tapper's of the world, but Barack Obama is the first black president and it means something entirely different to African-Americans (should go without saying). I won't try to offer any profound statement just that the more this transgresses, the more I'm beginning to believe that this is the storm before the calm. What Barack Obama did yesterday took an amount of humbleness and leadership not found in ordinary men. And certainly not found in his opponents. As an American I am truly proud of that, he proved me wrong (I thought he would let it roll along) and instead convinced me it was the right thin...

Prayer Cast

Right Wing Watch has extensive coverage of probably the scariest thing I have seen this year from any Republicans and the right wing; "Prayercast". The purpose of course was to wash the sin out of our government and something about gays ruining marriage with their gayness. It is safe to say when Rep. Michele Bachmann is leading others in prayer to forgive governmental leaders...Houston....We...Have...A...Problem: "Godly men and women" "We deserve your wrath" "Pray for our leaders, break into their hearts and minds" My question, who is praying for these people? I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

Hello world and universe. Yep I got sick after the lady got sick and so I am home sucking on Halls, watching god awful teevee and laying in bed. Well actually typing at this point, but bear with me I am under the weather and my head doesn't quite make sense. Yesterday I stayed home and in and the lady and I were together in our sickness. But we did watch "Away We Go" with John KarriwhatchafromtheOffice and Maya Rudolph. A pleasantly surprising film. So that is the one highlight I got...still sick, throat feels like it's being choked by "freedom fighters" and without further ado... Here are your highlights: Palin 2012 The GOP Plan has been revealed and it DOES NOTHING!!!  So can we just admit already, including them in reform is a waste of time... Lady and I will be in DC next weekend, our habit is to have flight delays. So we should be luggage SOFAS! Matsui win the MVP oh yeah and the Yankees won the World Series...again Wingnuttia's Red State Commander...

Wingnuttia Love Fest, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck

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FOX News' Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House. Monday night he asked us to invite one friend to watch; tonight I invite all my friends to watch. -Sarah Palin Sarah Palin. The be all and end of political Facebook relevancy with her death panels and roaming hills of Alaska has now spoken and all must listen! WATCH GLENN BECK Sarah Palin now returns to her heli where she can pot shot wolves from high above to leave the wolves for dead. Sarah Palin then turns water into moonshine gets schmammered and cozy with Todd to put her legs up in front of the one eyed monster. The teevee is powerful and Sarah Palin implores you to... WATCH GLENN BECK Sarah Palin will now with the magic of main stream media stupid get all 33 or so advertisers back on the Glenn Beck show. Because (wink, wink, wink) Obama and his conspiracy to take down one of the leaders of Wingnuttia ...

Barack Obama is teh Devil

And he is in a love-hate relationship with the ghost of Saddam Hussein. Slam.Head.To.Desk.People.Can't.Be.This.Stupid.Ugh.Head.To.Desk. Read more...if you can I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Michele Bachmann goes Wingnuttia - HeadzUp!

HeadzUp provides this cartoon for us about Michele "Princess Winguttia" Bachmann. It is important to also include some of the off the wall comments. I share my faves. ecwaufisxtreme: If Bachmann loses her seat, Sarah Palin should UNLEASH the WRATH OF GOD HERSELF onto those worthless minions who took her seat away! AtheistontheEdge: There's an ad for Scientology on this page...fucking scumbag pieces of crap. undiesinabunch: MB challenges the US census because GPS-equipped census-takers will soon be asking intrusive questions that invade YOUR privacy and which will aid them in the implementation of their coming Obama "Patriot Act" police state. They will ask questions such as "Is there a gun in the house?" with penalties for not answering having increased from $100 to $5000. The right to bear arms will soon be revoked so they need to know in advance where to knock down doors to confiscate YOUR weapons. Thanks MB! boots920: Rome Fell Because: Mone...

Nemesis Malkin Hates Herself

It is apparent that Michelle Malkin hates the fact Michelle Obama has the same first name. She has more linkage on the ole Google than her and is an actual respected voice with high approval ratings in America. What really pisses me off is MICHELLE OBAMA IS THE FIRST LADY! Where oh where was any of this crap when the Bushies paraded about? Where oh where was any of this when Nancy Reagan was parading about? Oh that's right, they were on Planet Winguttia! This sad sack of self-hating Filipina continues her crusade against everything Michelle Obama and it is classless and disgusting. I wonder what Malkin would say if someone said they same stuff about her...probably "I HAVE CHILDREN! DEAR GOD! FEMINISM, SEXISM!" But the truth is she has no walls, no moral or ethical compass, lies and makes stuff up. On Winguttia that is how it works. Because you see if Michelle Malkin had graduated from Princeton, and received her Masters from Harvard . Then after her studies she was hired...

Dealergate Oooohhhh Dealergate

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When you are from Planet Winguttia you have an uncanny ability to cook up random nonsense and then with a whim of unapologetic word vomit you let it loose on America. You fill the airwaves with catch phrases and scream that they the Gubbament is out to get you. With a vile, incessant tone you vomit and vomit again like a disgusting ritualistic fraternity machismo fest only to then high-five one another after appearances on the teevee for sticking it to the Left. The playbook calls on you to bastardize words like freedom, liberty, and justice. Put it on lunchboxes, slap it on kids backpacks and sell it sell it, sell it . It's the Winguttia way. Because on your planet words like corruption only apply to those you hate and hate you do. Consistently with such an odoriferous stank that it muffles the sense of your own hypocrisy. In the words of a G-Dub aide , 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judi...

Arlen Specter, Come on Down

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Arlen Specter, Senator from Pennsylvania is switching to the Democratic Party. In hopes of re-election the often middle of the road Republican will now become a center-right Democrat. It is a flip flop of epic proportions, possibly giving the Democratic Party the power majority of 60 in the Senate . (insert cloud overhang here) Muahahahahahahah he has joined the Dark Side. There is nothing now to stop the Sith from taking over and establishing the Empire of Obama! Muahahahaha!!! Welcome Darth Arlen. Now we will use the Dark Side to promote pro-choice, gay marriage and unions...oh wait. What the? The idea that Arlen "the Road Block" Specter is now switching parties is highly suspect. If you look at all the headaches he caused over the Recovery Act and now the Employee Free Choice Act (you can still be a Democrat and differ on these issues just not in Penn), this man is in a last ditch effort to keep his seat. Or maybe he finally realized that being a Republican right now ...