Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

I was hopping around the internets and found this over at Think Progres s . This tea baggin' has gotten out of hand. Chick-fil-A you were so delicious and until today I ignored your deeply southern ignorant roots....HOWEVER, the time is now to add you to the list of companies I will never again visit to keep in business. And yes I have kept you in business for the past um 25 years with my insatiable love for your delightful morsels of breaded chicken in sangwich form. DAMN YOU CHICK-FIL-A!!! Your support for tea baggin' is not only disgusting for the pornographic implications, but because people wear shizz tees and have signs like these. Pictures over at Washington Independent . I can't wait till they inflate the number turn outs, re-promote these on Faux News, dry their bag and try to dip them in the water again and then go to a fuggin history class to find an appropriate protest or group to model themselves after, I have an idea.... At least they were partly successful. I...

This is real. This is a real “movement” of extreme Wing-Nuttery, the Tax Tea Party . Sounds exciting! I can't wait to call Buffy and Reginald and get my lastest Earl Grey out and then play a wicked game of tennis. Ha haha. What is actually laughable is not only the foolish obvious barrs in face reference, but that these people are moving in the “ thousands. ” As America voted just this November to reject Wing-Nuttery, the insane without jackets gather in their bunkers plotting to Tea-Bag Congress. Yes Tea-Bag! With all the porn they watch you would think they would have this term on lock by now. The goal is to send Tea-Bags to Congress to remind them of what? The Boston Tea Party, yes the Boston Tea Party. Apparently though since the whole Anthrax in envelopes thing, which was supposedly the work of the Taliban *cough cough* a domestic terrorist , you can’t actually Tea-Bag Congress . You have to send pictures! Ooohhh slam take that Congressman! With rallies across the nation t...

It seems that over the last eight years or so Planet Winguttia has decided if you disagree with them or consider the idea that maybe just maybe America can be wrong you are certainly a terrorist or Un-American ! In a concerted effort to continue the rules of Winguttia, the Village is after Harold Koh, President Obama’s nomination for a top lawyer position in the State Department. Steps are as follows: 1. Start lie 2. Push lie through different media outlets such as Faux News , NYP and blogs . 3. Get it to Congress and hold up nomination process 4. Repeat 5. Mention terror, lies, and Muslims The Slate has more about this here . This is “evil man” was once the head of Yale Law, the same place G-Dub “supposedly” attended school. Harold Koh you see is the devil for a couple of reasons. 1. He is Asian, therefore a terrorist 2. Supports Roe v. Wade, therefore kills babies 3. Thinks what G-Dub and Cheney did was illegal, therefore terrorist supporter aka terrorist 4. IS SMART, therefore ...

For the first time in probably 12 years, we have a President who understands the importance of science and innovation . Why? Because we need major Pew Pew in order to combat the future Robot takeover! Well not really, but seriously I have seen the Matrix and I didn’t like what I saw and not just Keanu Reeves copping my black leather trench coat style . Let’s us all remember history and what made our country so successful, SCIENCE!! WE WENT TO THE FUGGIN MOON! So now that we have ole creationist G-dub out of office, Obama has made logic return to our collective forefront. It’s time for flying cars, houses running off the sun, cool lasers, mini everything and the cure for cancer or at least the Magic Johnson fix to cancer, if you know what I mean . I think it is safe to say that some people won’t get this; they will reject it as voodoo magic or religiously amoral. However, we in the logical world find SCIENCE to be exciting and guess what it CREATES JOBS ! Example: Frank designs new tec...

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The Stimulus Package Debate has begun and rage on has begun! The Repubs compiled a list of what they deem as "wasteful" spending. Leave it to the Republican party to shoot down the bill with catch phrases instead of facts. Some highlights from the bill that Republicans deem wasteful (we are trying to create jobs here and rebuild America, remember that): • $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's. -Wait what? Better control and understanding of "the Clap" ? Invest more money please! • $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs. -I don't want to deal with Farmers' and Cows' sh*t. • $125 million for the Washington sewer system. -See above substitute Lumberjacks' and Hippies'. • $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River. - Let's see the Mississippi River runs how far? And damaging flooding costs how much? And people would have to "build" these reduction projects.......

Well, someone had to jump off the deep end and leave it Rush to start the lemming fall of the Republican Party. He went on Hannity's Wing-Nut Circus and proclaimed he wants Obama's Presidency to fail. I know he has a following and I know a group of people listen to him, so of course he wants Obama's Presidency to fail, why? BECAUSE HE WOULD LOSE HIS JOB! He would be off the air and only rolling in half a million dollars instead of whatever bloated contract he has going on. Oh and one more thing it is all about race again. I imagine Rush wakes up every morning and goes through a checklist: Mention Socialism...Check Mention Liberal Media...Check Mention Freedoms Being Taken Away...Check Mention Reagan...Check Mention Muslims and Terrorists...Check Mention I am a Fraud....Not Yet Mention Race....Check Go on Diet....Yeah Riiiight! Enjoy lunacy! "I Hope He Fails" Rick Sanchez takes a "Look" Embedded video from CNN Video I am Frank Chow and this is TREASON!

On his first day Obama's Administration has made moves that could lead to the closing of Guantanamo Bay. And leave it to Fix News to report about September 11th victims families and their opinion about the closing of Torture Gitmo. Although it really isn't relevant because the torture was after 9/11 already happened. SOOOO? Well logic would say it didn't help anything to prevent the tragic event. It seems as though 9/11 as during the campaign of McCain and Repubs is the new clinging to "guns and religion." Wing-Nuttery: HOW DARE YOU!? OUTRAGE?! September 11th. Remember 9/11. Also you buy commerative NY Yankees hats, only $20 from me. Don't like hats? 9/11 watches, jewelry, Twin Towers tees and Giuliani bobble-heads too! 9/11 for $9.11 Please quit using 9/11 as a platform. It is a tragic event in history that effected everyone. Now onto who was President when that attack happened..... I am Frank Chow and FACT CHECK THIS!

I am having a problem. I have this thing called hope and my Obamacon battery is up to full bars. Obama yesterday walked on water, he healed AIDS, spoke in a voice so booming conservatives and liberals hugged and tears were seen in Castro's eyes. He also told me he invented the internets which I believe. I saw him raise from the South Side to ask people to come together to serve their Country. I am not sure what that means, but it sounds cool. He talked about the Father, Son and Holy Illini. He is the savior of America and he said that in every minute of his speech.... oh wait NO HE DIDN'T!! I love it, if you check every site out their that is conservative or liberal or CNN or the Washington Post ; there are still Ass-hats saying "messiah" and "savior" to make their point of disdain for our new President. Funny thing is NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT! NOT A SOUL! ONLY THE WING-NUTS! Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Coulter, Rush, turds and more turds. Fact: Over 1.5...

This pretty much sums up the past eight years. A Bush Aide is now taking blame for the "Mission Accomplished" banner that was so proudly displayed behind President Bush in 2003 on an aircraft carrier. And then two other people spoke up taking blame as well. Then my neighbor Ted who mows every Friday, even if it snows, took blame. The Verizon guy then called all of his creepy followers and took blame for the banner. On the list as well for the blame were terrorists, Jihad, Hamas and Fruity Bubblicious Gum. Man, how many days is it? Wasn't this man the PRESIDENT! IS THE PRESIDENT! Admitting it was a mistake, fine and dandy not looking behind you and having the judgment to be like "you know that sign is a little much, can we go with something less finite?" YOU ARE THE CHIEF! Any human being (excludes Wing-Nuts) would be able to have that reasoning. BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!! Let's piss on logic and have a kegger of US of A! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message...

It is apparent the Republican guard is stepping down. With Ohio Senator George Voinovich now deciding to retire, that makes umm let me check....Kansas Senator Sam Brownback, Florida Senator Mel Martinez and Missouri Senator Kit Bond. NOT TO MENTION (cough, cough) what looks to be Norm Coleman of Minnesota losing to Stuart Smalley. I would say this, conspiracy! They are all heading to an island after their final plan has been set into motion, the War in Gaza. Barack Obama, the first Black President-Elect will be blamed for the recession, war, terrorism, the stock market, emails, anthrax, double dutch gangs, the Bubonic plague, herpes, the Lakers losing, Tom Brady's injury, AIDS, BCS sucking, George Bush, Kanye West and salmonella. Obviously this can't be what some are calling the absolute rejection of an old and tired ideology...NO, NEVER, LONG LIVE SEAN HANNITY AND BILL O! These guys aren't leaving because they have no relevance anymore...can't be. Can't be that t...

With 8 days to go, President Bush gave his last press conference answering questions and discussing the last glorious years on Bushisms and Bushconomics. Here are some of the highlights: On his regrets More pool tables in the White House, man could've been a pool shark...if I had done that. Oh and gettin' that cook of ours to make more ice cream sandwiches. On the War in Iraq Still looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction, that Mission Accomplished banner = bad idea, and there's not as much oil as I thought. Saddam's dead though. That's cool. On Cheney Who Dick? What Dick? My Dick? Hahaha. I love that guy. On President-Elect Barack Obama Make friends with the Secret Service dudes or as I call them Human Shields. On Torture I kept America ready, poised to see another Terrorist attack and have papers that mention the upcoming terror, that we knew was coming, but will be blamed on Obama. On the Economy I don't get it. I gave free money out, why ain't people spen...

John Ziegler is a Wing-Nut, in the bat sh*t crazy context. He is in love with Sarah Palin, thinks she was qualified for the office of Vice President and believes the media is out to get her and is in love with Obama. Not only that, but when Pew'd he has no answer, but responds that remind me of an ex-girlfriend or small child. "Oh yeah really? Well well well you're fat!?" "Oh yeah, Obama is black!" "Oh yeah well you smell funny and have koodies!" See below the Pew'd. John Ziegler meet David Shuster as he applies the Choke Slam to your ass. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy I am Frank Chow and this is Pew Pew tastic

Psst...click the pic for the detailed comic. Check out this strip dissing my nemesis Stephen "Wing-Nut" Colbert. True comedy doesn't have to be so divisive...wait what KILL WHITEY! Sorry, I have to get one last KKK joke in, so there's a KKK member and he orders some Chinese food. HAHAHA that never happens. Man I love KKK jokes so topical. Anyway enjoy this comic strip and visit the site it's cool because he is an artist and political like yours truly. Secret Asian Man . I am Frank Chow and I wish I could draw.

Bill O loses his mind over not understanding "hippie" talk. This video was the greatest discovery of 2008 and deserved a Nobel Prize for Wing Nuts everywhere. "We'll do it LIVE!!"