Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy Well the world as we know it is upside down. The Democratic Party is over. Tea Baggers can win elections forever. Get ready for Republican rule for the rest of our lives. Obama is the Black Jimmy Carter. If you turn on the teevee or read the headlines, that is pretty much what the news outlets are saying. Wow. Our liberal media bias at work. Now, I am not going to downplay the significance of the win in Massachusetts , however if anything this should be a lesson to Democrats , if you play it lazy, if you don't get it done the people will forget how bad the other party is and vote against you. It is sad that the seat formally held by Ted Kennedy was won by such an asshat , but what we are going to hear for the next couple of weeks maybe months is exactly what I wrote above. It is not time to panic, but it is time to put a concerted focused effort so this doesn't happen throughout 2010. It is amazing how...

The Department of Homeland Security released a recent assessment of right wing extremism in America and the possibilities of domestic terrorism. The report highlights the rise in recruitment amongst extreme hate groups since Obama’s candidacy for President, the election and now his current term. It is a clear and a concise dissection of a growing concern in our nation; minorities in America are being warned to be scared of white people . In a recent Gallup Poll it was discovered most already do. Many minorities across the nation took defensive measures to prepare for possible right wing extremism. African- Americans flocked to their local electronic stores and pawn shops to stock up on boom boxes, pagers and bling in hope to ward off right wing extremists with natural repellents equivalent to garlic, stakes and holy water used against Vampires . Asian-Americans similarly invested heavily over the weekend in ninja swords, throwing stars, bo staffs and enlisting the Teenage Mutant Ni...

This is real. This is a real “movement” of extreme Wing-Nuttery, the Tax Tea Party . Sounds exciting! I can't wait to call Buffy and Reginald and get my lastest Earl Grey out and then play a wicked game of tennis. Ha haha. What is actually laughable is not only the foolish obvious barrs in face reference, but that these people are moving in the “ thousands. ” As America voted just this November to reject Wing-Nuttery, the insane without jackets gather in their bunkers plotting to Tea-Bag Congress. Yes Tea-Bag! With all the porn they watch you would think they would have this term on lock by now. The goal is to send Tea-Bags to Congress to remind them of what? The Boston Tea Party, yes the Boston Tea Party. Apparently though since the whole Anthrax in envelopes thing, which was supposedly the work of the Taliban *cough cough* a domestic terrorist , you can’t actually Tea-Bag Congress . You have to send pictures! Ooohhh slam take that Congressman! With rallies across the nation t...

Freedom Works has an awesome post; I mean the best post I have ever read by a blogger. Why? Because they are talking about Real-Americans getting guns. You see, Real-Americans go to Wal-Mart to buy guns and talk about ammunition tendencies of other Real-Americans. Real-Americans of course are people who actively take up arms like the Constitution states even guns that they don’t need but have fun toting like Real-Americans James Adkisson or Dannie Roy Baker . But why are so many people buying guns? Well as I posted before fear of Obama . Yep they are fearful of their rights to carry guns and ammunition they need to further the protection of their own paranoia. Apparently they don’t read . See this is a Founding Father’s idea of gun. Pew Pew This is a fuggin abomination. See the difference. (if you do awesome you pass go and collect my undying loyalty if not probably because you have to even supe-up a fuggin bow and arrow, really ? To kill a deer? Are you at all seeing the irony in ma...

Lou Dobbs has gone of the rocker again. In reference to holidays Dobbs asked “Do we have an Asian ethnic holiday St. Jin Tao-Wow?” It’s what he and his listeners would call a moment of hilarity, Dobbs made a racial “funny” insulting the Asian community. Needless to say THIS IS RACIST!! What is with today? Everyone had to jump on the new trend of being ignorant, racist and just plain stupid. Well if that’s what today is I guess I am going to go chug a beer, ride a rickshaw, steal a doll from a young child, run a mile while smoking, eat an entire cake, join the KKK, move to Alaska, make hats out of condoms, push old ladies over, walk into a bank with a pea gun, stare at women on the L while singing “Your Sex is On Fire” (creepy I know), email my grandparents porn sites I like, cross dress, paint a monkey, lawn mower someone’s hair, break dance in church, go in a Scientology temple chanting SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!! You are now officially dumber for reading that. I am Frank Chow and I a...

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It was only a matter of time. Michael Steele becomes the Chairman of RNC and white supremacists GO BONKERS! Resident "Hate Monger" David Duke claims he will be taking the Republican Party back or starting his own party with 90 percent of the Republican Party all of which he claims are just as racist as him! I can see it now. Their logo would be the South Pole Polar Bear (super white). Arms patches of the New Republican Party (all white with a white American Flag). Their rank and file would be Albinos (most whitest). And their capital would be Wasilla, Alaska (whitest town of Sarah "Gotcha Media" Palin). It makes sense though. I mean white people are perfect and we should just listen to them. Yes it is true that white people rule and I am not typing this, but a white robot, with white skin and a white voice and white hands and white thoughts and white white whitey. I like cashmere, penny loafers and cargo shorts. I am Frank Chow and I am a white robot. PS ASIAN PRID...

Well, someone had to jump off the deep end and leave it Rush to start the lemming fall of the Republican Party. He went on Hannity's Wing-Nut Circus and proclaimed he wants Obama's Presidency to fail. I know he has a following and I know a group of people listen to him, so of course he wants Obama's Presidency to fail, why? BECAUSE HE WOULD LOSE HIS JOB! He would be off the air and only rolling in half a million dollars instead of whatever bloated contract he has going on. Oh and one more thing it is all about race again. I imagine Rush wakes up every morning and goes through a checklist: Mention Socialism...Check Mention Liberal Media...Check Mention Freedoms Being Taken Away...Check Mention Reagan...Check Mention Muslims and Terrorists...Check Mention I am a Fraud....Not Yet Mention Race....Check Go on Diet....Yeah Riiiight! Enjoy lunacy! "I Hope He Fails" Rick Sanchez takes a "Look" Embedded video from CNN Video I am Frank Chow and this is TREASON!

On his first day Obama's Administration has made moves that could lead to the closing of Guantanamo Bay. And leave it to Fix News to report about September 11th victims families and their opinion about the closing of Torture Gitmo. Although it really isn't relevant because the torture was after 9/11 already happened. SOOOO? Well logic would say it didn't help anything to prevent the tragic event. It seems as though 9/11 as during the campaign of McCain and Repubs is the new clinging to "guns and religion." Wing-Nuttery: HOW DARE YOU!? OUTRAGE?! September 11th. Remember 9/11. Also you buy commerative NY Yankees hats, only $20 from me. Don't like hats? 9/11 watches, jewelry, Twin Towers tees and Giuliani bobble-heads too! 9/11 for $9.11 Please quit using 9/11 as a platform. It is a tragic event in history that effected everyone. Now onto who was President when that attack happened..... I am Frank Chow and FACT CHECK THIS!

I am having a problem. I have this thing called hope and my Obamacon battery is up to full bars. Obama yesterday walked on water, he healed AIDS, spoke in a voice so booming conservatives and liberals hugged and tears were seen in Castro's eyes. He also told me he invented the internets which I believe. I saw him raise from the South Side to ask people to come together to serve their Country. I am not sure what that means, but it sounds cool. He talked about the Father, Son and Holy Illini. He is the savior of America and he said that in every minute of his speech.... oh wait NO HE DIDN'T!! I love it, if you check every site out their that is conservative or liberal or CNN or the Washington Post ; there are still Ass-hats saying "messiah" and "savior" to make their point of disdain for our new President. Funny thing is NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT! NOT A SOUL! ONLY THE WING-NUTS! Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Coulter, Rush, turds and more turds. Fact: Over 1.5...

This pretty much sums up the past eight years. A Bush Aide is now taking blame for the "Mission Accomplished" banner that was so proudly displayed behind President Bush in 2003 on an aircraft carrier. And then two other people spoke up taking blame as well. Then my neighbor Ted who mows every Friday, even if it snows, took blame. The Verizon guy then called all of his creepy followers and took blame for the banner. On the list as well for the blame were terrorists, Jihad, Hamas and Fruity Bubblicious Gum. Man, how many days is it? Wasn't this man the PRESIDENT! IS THE PRESIDENT! Admitting it was a mistake, fine and dandy not looking behind you and having the judgment to be like "you know that sign is a little much, can we go with something less finite?" YOU ARE THE CHIEF! Any human being (excludes Wing-Nuts) would be able to have that reasoning. BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!! Let's piss on logic and have a kegger of US of A! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message...

It is apparent the Republican guard is stepping down. With Ohio Senator George Voinovich now deciding to retire, that makes umm let me check....Kansas Senator Sam Brownback, Florida Senator Mel Martinez and Missouri Senator Kit Bond. NOT TO MENTION (cough, cough) what looks to be Norm Coleman of Minnesota losing to Stuart Smalley. I would say this, conspiracy! They are all heading to an island after their final plan has been set into motion, the War in Gaza. Barack Obama, the first Black President-Elect will be blamed for the recession, war, terrorism, the stock market, emails, anthrax, double dutch gangs, the Bubonic plague, herpes, the Lakers losing, Tom Brady's injury, AIDS, BCS sucking, George Bush, Kanye West and salmonella. Obviously this can't be what some are calling the absolute rejection of an old and tired ideology...NO, NEVER, LONG LIVE SEAN HANNITY AND BILL O! These guys aren't leaving because they have no relevance anymore...can't be. Can't be that t...

John Ziegler is a Wing-Nut, in the bat sh*t crazy context. He is in love with Sarah Palin, thinks she was qualified for the office of Vice President and believes the media is out to get her and is in love with Obama. Not only that, but when Pew'd he has no answer, but responds that remind me of an ex-girlfriend or small child. "Oh yeah really? Well well well you're fat!?" "Oh yeah, Obama is black!" "Oh yeah well you smell funny and have koodies!" See below the Pew'd. John Ziegler meet David Shuster as he applies the Choke Slam to your ass. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy I am Frank Chow and this is Pew Pew tastic

Bill O loses his mind over not understanding "hippie" talk. This video was the greatest discovery of 2008 and deserved a Nobel Prize for Wing Nuts everywhere. "We'll do it LIVE!!"