Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

moar funny pictures Round and a round we go, quick highlights from the internets, thank you Al Gore. I have Cubs tickets this weekend and that means grillin', boozin' and rallyin', can't wait for the weekend of debauchery! Here are the highlights: Dumbest movie ever to be re-made? Sarah Palin visits the home of my higher education and talks about baby killers, in hot boots nonetheless. Nationals get a WIN! "We are not a Gay Bar" This is not to far from Chicago and that is disheartening. Wonder if these same people were Tea Baggers. Jedi Scottsman What part doesn't Michelle Malkin get ? Rightwing extremist doesn't mean conservative, but maybe she just is admitting what we already knew, SHE IS A RIGHT WING EXTREMIST . The first REAL sign of the apocalypse. That's it for now, CHOW!

The Senate says they have come to an agreement on the Stimulus Package/Bill/God Save Us Please Bill and lo and behold what did they compromise? Education, More Tax Cuts and State Aid!!! That makes as much sense as me punching myself in the gut with the fist of Mike Tyson, while screaming yippee and wearing My Little Pony embroidered pajamas. I would rather be watching Sarah Palin give a speech on motherhood and abstinence then listen to this "Blue Dog-Bipartisan" group of MORONS! It's like we elected all the kids who ate glue all day in elementary school and wrote essays about hair-styles and the importance of a slap bracelet in high school only to get blacked out drunk for four years of college on Daddy's dollar. Let's ignore all economists, geniuses and Nobel Prize winners about how to best deal with our current crisis and drop a deuce on all of them by eliminating the bare essentials of the BILL! Yeah pat ourselves on the back for that one. If you have time pl...