Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Emaciated Press reported today that Rush Limbaugh the leader of the Republican Party has been visited by several doctors over the last few weeks and all conducted a thorough health examination. Unlike Ted Kennedy, who Rush recently mentioned would not live to see Healthcare Reform, Rush was given the thumbs up by all of his doctors. Living off a strict diet of imported illegal immigrant cigars (made with the ashes of the finest illegals), ten cups of Dunkin Donuts a morning (two sugars and four creams of poor peoples' tears), a breakfast sausage every hour, at least one Big Mac a day, two whole slabs of cookie dough (made with real girl scouts, i mean cookies), any and all ice cream, oil, five liberal pig hearts (he doesn't stand pork), a slab of HIV baby ribs (no one told him this too was pork), eggs (so much for stem cell research), a diet coke with extra sugar, a couple patties from Burger King, and a Chicago Conspiracy Pizza for lunch. When asked what he eats for dinner to ...

With the recent revelation that Michael Steele wants to appeal to the hip-hop culture of American Obama has gone on record in response. Obama has stated: The Democratic Party needs to appeal more to Real America. Reach out to hicks, rednecks, inbreds all around the States in showing we liberals get whatchoo you goin on down der. I might not live in a trailer park, but I have visited them in Elkhart. I'm gonna spin vinyls of Toby Keith in honor of my uneducated gun-clinging Christians while drinking Bud. The President has made it clear that the internet would not be involved in this new grassroots movement citing, "these kind of degenerates and tards with their farmer's tans need hand shakes and two-cups on a string." Tim Kaine added, "shoot I am white and don't understand what the heck they do in those backwoods, but I am sure squirrel tastes just as good as deer." It is a bold move in the right direction after winning the Presidential Election and many...