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GOP Will Tax You, If It Stops Abortions

The GOP is fitting to stop abortions by taxing! TPM : The House GOP continues to place its heaviest emphasis on fighting abortion rights, and they've taken a lot of heat for it. Progressives, Democrats, pro-choice groups, and others have spared little criticism, but they've focused most heavily on three distinct lines: the fact that Republicans are ignoring job-creation as a priority; the fact that one of their pieces of legislation would allow hospitals to refuse to perform an abortion on a dying woman; and the fact that, until recently at least, the GOP wanted to limit tax-payer support for abortion to exclude incidences of non-forcible rape. Here's another one: The GOP's plan to ban tax-payer money from funding abortions includes giant tax hikes for businesses. More specifically, it would eliminate tax incentives on employer-provided health care benefits if those benefits cover abortion as a medical procedure. No, hell hasn’t frozen over you read that right. The GOP ...

Right Wings sued by Red Wings

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The Detroit Socialist Presses of Democracy is reporting that Tea Party Tea Baggers in Michigan are being sued by the Detroit Wings for copyright infringement. The Michigan Tax Tea Party has been selling shirts with a similar logo of the NHL team with the phrase “Right Wing and Proud Real American.” The Red Wings are threatening to sue the Tax Tea goers , but so far the no tax group is none too happy. “We ain’t listening to no liberal team of socialists. HITLERS!” declared an anonymous tea bagger. The Right Wing group is claiming that the Red Wings is run by Stalin, a politician who has been dead for nearly 50 years. Fred Redstate had this to say in regards to the lawsuit, “It is just simple Obama propaganda trying to sue us for no good reason other than to tax us later with legal fees, liberty can’t be taxed take that Obamao!” The Red Wings have requested the Tax Tea Party to pay to either pay for copyright use or quit selling the shirts at local gun shows and teabagger events. S...

President Obama's Latest Scandal, Stargate

As the President of the United States Barack Obama visits Egypt and Saudi Arabia a new gate has opened up. The Press of Associated People Socialist States reports that after a statement by the President regarding the pyramids, right wing pundits have begun a new theory that involves intergalactic takeover of epic proportion. Stargate is the latest “gate” scandal Barack Obama will have to face in his first year in office. Red State first reported on Stargate stating: The President first bowed then received the key in turn making him the new gatekeeper. When the original designers of the pyramids return to planet Earth the President Barack Hussein Obama will allow them in. It is a clear sign the President is handing over the United States on an intergalactic platter. Other pundits have jumped at Stargate fearing a jihad of meteoric proportions. Michelle Malkin , self-hating Filipina pundit, on her website stated, “Stargate: Jihad on Planet Earth Planned, Obama corrupt on intergalacti...

Obama Responds, I am goin after the Hicks

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With the recent revelation that Michael Steele wants to appeal to the hip-hop culture of American Obama has gone on record in response. Obama has stated: The Democratic Party needs to appeal more to Real America. Reach out to hicks, rednecks, inbreds all around the States in showing we liberals get whatchoo you goin on down der. I might not live in a trailer park, but I have visited them in Elkhart. I'm gonna spin vinyls of Toby Keith in honor of my uneducated gun-clinging Christians while drinking Bud. The President has made it clear that the internet would not be involved in this new grassroots movement citing, "these kind of degenerates and tards with their farmer's tans need hand shakes and two-cups on a string." Tim Kaine added, "shoot I am white and don't understand what the heck they do in those backwoods, but I am sure squirrel tastes just as good as deer." It is a bold move in the right direction after winning the Presidential Election and many...