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Sarah is Winning!

Political Wire : Palin Upside Down A striking finding from the new Bloomberg poll : The spread between Sarah Palin's favorable and unfavorable numbers is an astonishing 32 points, 28% to 60%. How's the that for positive news, Uhmerika! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

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...and let the Idiocracy begin! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

It has been a heckuva busy day today. So alas my Dunkin comes mid-day. Consider it a mid-day distraction. Drinking Liberally tonight, so get your butts to Sheffield's for some boozing and some liberal rage. Our trusting leader Justin Krebs will be in attendance and promoting his new book " 538 Ways to Live, Work and Play like a Liberal ." Should be a blast, plus I haven't been there in about a month and I FUGGIN RAGIN BITCHES! Here are your highlights: Boehner with a bonehead idea : No regulations If only I had been at Comic-Con Paul Ryan - Hooverism! The Palin Touch Major Nom Nom Nom - Sprinkles Cupcakes opens a store in Chicago The Blago Trial gets interesting as his lawyer goes BIG and isn't going home Chow!

Get Your Dunkin Monday

Who Dat?!! SAINTS!!! What a great game! Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints and the people of the city of New Orleans. Five years after Katrina the city has persevered and have a nice little nugget of happiness...FINALLY! It was an exciting game that the lady and I were lucky enough to enjoy with some old friends. The commercials were meh, but the game more than made up for it. Lots of surprises, hard nose football and some puuurtty plays. I must say I felt that if Peyton Manning had the ball with minutes on the clock and the Colts were behind; Manning would find a way to win. I would have not expected a pickle by Manning (a pretty one at that) to close the deal for a Saint win. And that my friends is why football is the greatest game ever played. All right so let's do this because a lot of controversies are around the corner. Here are your highlights: Obama plans bipartisan health care summit .....trying....my....patience.... Another "Struggles of the Rich" story ...

Sh*t You Not: Erick the Red, "Sarah Palin is like Jesus"

The RedState leader has spoken : I don’t know what it is about Sarah Palin that sets people off, but there is very little in between. The reaction people have to Sarah Palin is very much the reaction many people have to Jesus — both offend and disgust the secular values of some and with others failing to embrace either sends you straight to hell. The rest is a plea for some kind of rational conversation from the guy who called David Souter a " goatf-er ." Right wing and rational conversation? Think about it . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Sullivan Fears Palin

Sullivan : I fear her. The indifference to reality, the cult-like connection with the gun-clingers, the charisma, the cunning, the fraud: this is like a second Bush utterly unleashed from any connection to the GOP's more civil and expansive past, holding a view of presidential power that establishes a national security protectorate for the indefinite future, and total unseriousness with respect to the debt and defusing Islamist terror - rather than provoking it even further. At least this time, we will have more than eight weeks to vet her. But when a politician believes she does not need to respond to the press, when in fact she now uses the fiction that she too is the press and should be asking questions of others, when the platform she has been given provides her with total immunity from direct criticism along with a megaphone for lies, we are in trouble as a democracy. She is a symptom of a broken political and journalistic system. She is not a tabloid story. She is a threat. I...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

My mind is kind of all over the place today. Been busy preparing for an audition, taking care of my lady and going over my gifts to family members and friends. I apologize ahead of time...the gifts are not that good this year. It has been tough trying to find perfect stuff for people you really love. Plus, the Redskins have stolen my checkbook and Dan Snyder is a bitch...wait what? Sorry I blacked out. It is 4 degrees in Chicago with the wind we are in the negatives and by the looks of things it isn't getting any better. I know I know, I CHOSE to move here, doesn't mean I have to like the winter, fuggers. Here are your highlights: The President's Nobel Peace Prize speech The No Public Option , we don't know what it is, and Atrios reminds the Dems "it's all yours" This guy needs friends lots and lots of friends Al Grayson, Saying what few lawmakers will , what a breath of fresh air a Dem who actually calls the GOP out Sarah Palin vs. Al Gore , I would have...

Sarah Motherfuggin Palin

Hates us yellow people I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Friday

Sorry for the late posting action, I decided to take today off for some much needed R & R. If you have the days off people, you gots to take them. Today marks one year and six months since the lady and I started dating. Pretty much amazing. She is the rock in my life and I couldn't be more grateful. She was one of the few to encourage me to find this outlet and start writing again. So yeah that's my mush for the day. How is the world? What's new? Who is raging and who deserves to be raged on? (that sounded dirty). Ladies and gents big news coming up soon I suggest you stay tuned. Here are your highlights: Do Obama officials know what his Afghanistan plan is? Aetna dropping coverage for profits , WHY DO WE HAVE ANYONE DEFENDING THESE PEOPLE!!!!??!!! Nerds crying everywhere, World Of Warcraft has been beaten Not surprised here, but Palin is a birther We've hit bottom Calling the GOP's bluff , with all the hoopla surrounding the health care debate, it has become mo...

Ninja Thought

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Historians will look back at the obsession with Sarah Palin and laugh. They will state how silly we all were giving audience to a misinformed, paranoid, opportunistic, media manipulator with no understanding (or curiosity) of the current or past political climate. You betcha . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Wingnuttia Love Fest, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck

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FOX News' Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House. Monday night he asked us to invite one friend to watch; tonight I invite all my friends to watch. -Sarah Palin Sarah Palin. The be all and end of political Facebook relevancy with her death panels and roaming hills of Alaska has now spoken and all must listen! WATCH GLENN BECK Sarah Palin now returns to her heli where she can pot shot wolves from high above to leave the wolves for dead. Sarah Palin then turns water into moonshine gets schmammered and cozy with Todd to put her legs up in front of the one eyed monster. The teevee is powerful and Sarah Palin implores you to... WATCH GLENN BECK Sarah Palin will now with the magic of main stream media stupid get all 33 or so advertisers back on the Glenn Beck show. Because (wink, wink, wink) Obama and his conspiracy to take down one of the leaders of Wingnuttia ...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

Hidee Ho Hidee Hi! It is Thursday and that means, I got I got I got a whole bunch of ragetastic awesomeness to rant about. First, however there is a sweet acoustic performance on a couch by Dear Hunter playing their song "Mustard Gas." This is how I roll, good tunes to accompany my rage. Yesterday night I did some artastic (yeah I am all about the tastics) and will be revealing the awesome later today. Don't be surprised if I am declared the next Picasso or Chuck E. Cheese. Here are your highlights: It is starting to become clearer, whoever thought of mandates and thinks it is a good idea, IS A FUGGIN IDIOT New! Exciting! RX Plan by spineless and worthless Harry Reid... Blackwater and the CIA : this is reality not a Tom Clancy novel As if this wasn't already crystal clear we dodged a bullet with Palin , but we will dodge an even bigger bullet as long as "God" doesn't give Bachmann a call 12 Worst Facebookers Darth Cheney shoots his buddy in the face orde...

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c So You Think You Can Douche www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Joke of the Day Here we are and it is Thursday. Time to get on it! If you know what I mean. This weekend I will be visiting Columbus, OH to attend a wedding five years in the making. Can't wait, it will be good to take a short trip and get away. Always nice, plus this weekend's weather forecast is THE STORM! Oh well, Shatner was at it again last night interpretting Sarah Palin's Twitter feed . I must say it is awfully weird how easy it is to understand her when said aloud by Shatner and some bongos. Here are your highlights: Governator is terminating and he may get himself terminated Bobby Jindal wankertastic wankerismicity douche nugget intern talkin, a what the hey, he sucks Our media is just stupid You know what porkulus really is.... a good thing for people really suffering not all those sob stories we read in ...

Get Your Dunkin Monday

I am beyond tired. This weekend went by really quick and luckily I had the hangover to prove it. One moment that stood out above the rest was the Hall of Fame induction of my favorite baseball player Rickey Henderson . I loved watching Rickey play baseball, his long lead off of first base, his dramatic batting stance, the way he would snatch a fly ball out of the sky. He made it look fun and easy. Sadly Rickey was always misunderstood in my opinion, when you are that great at baseball sometimes the media doesn't know what to do and that was the case of Rickey Henderson. He has been waiting to be inducted all his life as if it was destined and it was great for him to speak eloquently about his career and take his place at the table. A baseball Hall of Famer. I still got your baseball card Rickey! Here are your highlights: Health Care to Small Business Bill Kristol might be the worst person in the world, Lying is the Republican Game! Certifiably insane = Sarah Palin honestly I can...

Ninja Thought

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In defense of Sarah Palin, Obama did pal around with terrorists, promote Un-Americanism, and head a socialist conspiracy all of which drove her to be unethical. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

Wow never let your cousins from the burbs convince you it will be a light drinking night....hungova. I have come to the conclusion if you start drinking young in Chicago, you will continue to drink like you are young no matter how old you get. How do these people wake up for work everyday I have no idea. The above is another great video from my friends at HeadzUp , the Health Care Debate is getting heated and the pressure from the Left needs to continue for real reform to occur, but what is with Obama? His staff can't even get the message straight, it does remind me of a quote I once read from Bill Clinton, "you needed to push harder from the Left." The more Obama and the Dems get a nudge, the more the bill can look like the bill America needs. Forget the Repubs, this is not about them it is about the health of our future. Here are your highlights: The Fair and Balanced Rupert Murdoch is fairly encouraging unethical and illegal "journalism" Palin, her resignat...

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

this summarizes yesterday pretty well It is hump day ya'll. I am already spent to say the least, who knew school, a full-time job and comedy shows would be no fun? I am now going to complain for the next five lines or so about how lucky I am to have a job in this economy, how great it is to have the ability to take classes and have a comedy lifestyle: this story was brought you from the New York Times ! Oh man, I had you there for a second isn't it great reading about people who make money, have a home and then might lose their vacation home or something like that? RAGE! This is a recession, tomorrow will most likely remind us of that with the jobs losses and all the hoopla surrounding assets and toxicity, toxic and acid....I mean NIN on tour . I digress, can you tell I did NOT get enough sleep last night. Fugg it. Here are your highlights: Push Daley for Affordable Housing , I had this discussion with my cousins the other day, but unless you are a gajillionaire you are not li...

Palin Family to go on "Apology Tour"

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An unidentified flying spokesperson for the Palin family has told the Socialist Papers for Democracy that the family will go on a world wide "Apology" Tour. The tour which will include stops ranging from Chicago to Russia will be a comedy tour starring Sarah, Todd, and Bristol Palin (the others will be in Alaska so not far away from Russia). They plan on setting the "record" straight on what conservatives and humor in general is all about. Sarah Palin stated the purpose of the tour is simple , "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C." Adding that the tour will hit "pockets" of laughter across the States, "in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." Real America get ready for laughs. The Palin family is expected to have music, interactive crowd work and traditional stand up comed...

Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

Premium Blend Prescott Tolk comedycentral.com Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games Hello Hump Day! Last night's show was a great success. Chicago Underground Comedy definitely had one of the best line ups I have seen. A word to the wise if you go to a comedy show, do not try to upstage the headliner. HE HAS YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! Dude will Pew Pew you and...he did. Prescott Tolk is the man and one of the most respected comedians in Chicago. I rarely highlight more than one comic a week, but dude had it on lock. Hats off to the Beat Kitchen for providing a great venue. Other than that winter is back in Chicago, I have "school" all day and my back hurts. Am I 90? Here are your highlights: Performance enhancing drugs I believe in, If you aren't first you are last! NASCAR RULZ! The ball is in Netanyahu's court SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT IN '12 oh....wait....about....that...... There was a Hotel Bombing in Pakistan , this is tragic and a sign that the ...