An unidentified flying spokesperson for the Palin family has told the Socialist Papers for Democracy that the family will go on a world wide "Apology" Tour. The tour which will include stops ranging from Chicago to Russia will be a comedy tour starring Sarah, Todd, and Bristol Palin (the others will be in Alaska so not far away from Russia). They plan on setting the "record" straight on what conservatives and humor in general is all about. Sarah Palin stated the purpose of the tour is simple , "We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C." Adding that the tour will hit "pockets" of laughter across the States, "in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." Real America get ready for laughs. The Palin family is expected to have music, interactive crowd work and traditional stand up comed...