Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

With all that is going on in our great "United" States of America the Republican Party is attempting to further distance themselves from public opinion and logic . In a bold move, beyond boldness of boldicity Republicans are now voicing against President Barack Obama's cap on executives salary who receive bailout funds. Apparently $500,000 bones is not big enough for someone to live happily now . Repubs have been heard saying: It's socialism! Socialism I say! PS: What's a Socialism? It's scary, don't we live in America where we can openly pee on the poor? Well what do you think I am Senator receiving campaigns donations for, I plan on getting a job with one of these companies after I retire from this sh*t job. I can't live off of $500,000 that is dirt. That's it! Toby Keith write a song please! Well I figure picking a black guy to run the RNC would get us some points...for something...anybody? It is clear that the Republican Party must open...

Obama put a quasi smack down on the Wall-Street Fat Cats yesterday and by quasi I mean the dudes can still make close to a cool half-million dollars!!! Shoot, if I ran a company into the ground and someone paid me Jay-Z money I would totally take that cash beeyotches. I could still get 1 Jacob the Jeweler Watch and invest in Google. Make a crappy mash-up album with Linkin Park and make even more dough. Damn boy! Where's my clock necklace? In all reality I am broke, so I am going to buy some Fruit Roll-ups and see if I can make them last the rest of the week...an inch a day, an inch a day Frank. (single-tear, next stop hookin') I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. PS: One more Salary Cap for dat ass!