Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Aww the Chicago weather. What did I say? THE WORST FUGGIN MAY EVERRRR ! Anywho this weekend is hecka busy as I have a show on Friday and you should attend. If you want more info just holla at a brotha. Lots to discuss corruption, storms and coolness, Oh my! Here are your highlights: I am not sure what they are in trouble for, but Blago and Burris are in the news RAAAAGE! Facebook is worth like so so much money "Why there is No Supreme Court Fight ", Ezra gives his two cents and those cents are worth so so much money I love people (*cough Red State) who proclaim racial bigotry and have no understanding of either word, Dana Goldstein at Tapped nails it. Yes. Because the worldviews of John Roberts, Sam Alito, John Paul Stevens, Anthony Kennedy, Stephen Breyer, and Antonin Scalia are not impacted at all by their white male identities. White men are raceless and genderless, haven't you heard? Cyclone kills more than 165 people Paper Art by Simon Schubert as seen above is s...

This is a summation of headlines more or less involving Senator Ronald Burris: Ronald Burris just announced something. No wait he didn't. He did. Um check that he raised money for Blago. Wait nope. Yup he did a lot like bling on top of bling and hookers too. Senator Burris is no more. He's back Obi-Wan Kenobi style. Gone again. He lied. He only sort of lied. Back again with thorns, yup thought so he's the devil. Nope just like a minion to the devil. He kind of sort of lied, but not to hurt anyone's feelings so it is okay. Burris just dropped a book on Ethics. Senators are all baffled apparently Blago is Burris. Burris is Blago. NOOO!!!!!! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

In breaking news, (cuz that's how I bring it) Ronald Burris will be admitted into the Senate. Blago leans back, He Shoots HE SCORES!! AND THAT'S THE GAME!!! (in walks about four federal agents, they cuff the governor and cart him off to trial) Man, you gotta love the slime of Gov. Blago. He is a tricky dude, but you know while right now he is happy in his house arrest, Blago thinks he got the last laugh...oh wait IMPEACHMENT! Forgot about that one Rod. That was like the time I got away with a DUI only to get out of the car, as the Police Officer drove off, to take a leak. It might have seemed like a victory lap, till the Officer behind him got a close up of Little Frank and I got indecent exposure. Last time I checked there are a ton of ladies who would call it DECENT exposure. Boom baby! Frank 2, Blago 1, Senate/Police 0. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Ron Burris of Illinois! Action Man walks to Senate floor, three huge old dudes with glasses and suits smelling of cigars block the path. Man looks at them, checks his pocket for his switch blade comb. Looks at the men again. Changes his mind. Turns around and holds press conference. Press conference ends. Kayne West MTV rant ensues. End Scene. Damn it's hard to be a gangsta. I am Frank Chow and I approved rollin with my homies.