Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

This is frightening. Right-wing legislators in Texas are proposing changes to our history books and they might actually be successful. TPM : The conservative bloc on the Texas State Board of Education won a string of victories Friday, obtaining approval for an amendment requiring high school U.S. history students to know about Phyllis Schlafly and the Contract with America as well as inserting a clause that aims to justify McCarthyism. Outspoken conservative board member Don McLeroy, who reportedly spent over three hours personally proposing changes to the textbook standards, even wanted to cut "hip-hop" in favor of "country" in a section about the impact of cultural movements. That amendment failed. The board also voted to delay further debate on the nationally influential standards until March, with a final adoption vote now scheduled for May. Just to emphasize the severity of these proposals here is one that luckily was not adopted: McLeroy proposed a clause in t...

Scene: A quiet room filled with the heads of hunted boars, elephants, birds, lions and bears adorn the walls. A painting of George W. Bush hugging Ronald Reagan, high-fiving Rush Limbaugh while he kisses Ann Coulter on the cheek. The room smells of cigars and cheap suits made by Chinese sweat shop workers. Four very white, very angry men sit at the end of the longest table ever made of gold and the tears of under privileged children. A single lamp is lit by a Mexican immigrant worker holding a lighter, his arm straight like the Statue of Liberty. Enter Judd Gregg . A nominee for Secretary of Commerce. He is old and white too, but on a mission to be part of President Obama's Cabinet. He is trembling a bit and sweating like Limbaugh in a room filled with donuts and Oxycontin. (Loud Voice) COME IN MY SON! Gregg walks forward to the end of the table. The men lean in. Lots of cigar smoke. Gregg: Um, hello Chancellor Conservative and High Councilmen of Conservativism. Rush: HOW DARE Y...

The Senate says they have come to an agreement on the Stimulus Package/Bill/God Save Us Please Bill and lo and behold what did they compromise? Education, More Tax Cuts and State Aid!!! That makes as much sense as me punching myself in the gut with the fist of Mike Tyson, while screaming yippee and wearing My Little Pony embroidered pajamas. I would rather be watching Sarah Palin give a speech on motherhood and abstinence then listen to this "Blue Dog-Bipartisan" group of MORONS! It's like we elected all the kids who ate glue all day in elementary school and wrote essays about hair-styles and the importance of a slap bracelet in high school only to get blacked out drunk for four years of college on Daddy's dollar. Let's ignore all economists, geniuses and Nobel Prize winners about how to best deal with our current crisis and drop a deuce on all of them by eliminating the bare essentials of the BILL! Yeah pat ourselves on the back for that one. If you have time pl...

With all that is going on in our great "United" States of America the Republican Party is attempting to further distance themselves from public opinion and logic . In a bold move, beyond boldness of boldicity Republicans are now voicing against President Barack Obama's cap on executives salary who receive bailout funds. Apparently $500,000 bones is not big enough for someone to live happily now . Repubs have been heard saying: It's socialism! Socialism I say! PS: What's a Socialism? It's scary, don't we live in America where we can openly pee on the poor? Well what do you think I am Senator receiving campaigns donations for, I plan on getting a job with one of these companies after I retire from this sh*t job. I can't live off of $500,000 that is dirt. That's it! Toby Keith write a song please! Well I figure picking a black guy to run the RNC would get us some points...for something...anybody? It is clear that the Republican Party must open...

The Stimulus Package Debate has begun and rage on has begun! The Repubs compiled a list of what they deem as "wasteful" spending. Leave it to the Republican party to shoot down the bill with catch phrases instead of facts. Some highlights from the bill that Republicans deem wasteful (we are trying to create jobs here and rebuild America, remember that): • $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's. -Wait what? Better control and understanding of "the Clap" ? Invest more money please! • $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs. -I don't want to deal with Farmers' and Cows' sh*t. • $125 million for the Washington sewer system. -See above substitute Lumberjacks' and Hippies'. • $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River. - Let's see the Mississippi River runs how far? And damaging flooding costs how much? And people would have to "build" these reduction projects.......

This is Mitch. Mitch sucks at life. Any questions? Let's just keep this as base as possible. Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion One creates jobs, one creates hate, death and possibly more terrorists. Now should we listen to Repubs about spending? Or should we just tell them to SHUT THE F UP?! When was the last good thing the Republican Party passed? These are the same people who filibustered the Civil Rights Act . What makes anyone think they aren't going to filibuster the Stimulus Plan? Mitch McConnell says they won't , but he also wants to change the Stimulus Package to only suit Republicans......hmmmm.....let me get this straight. You screw up and we reward you by letting you change bills. NOPE SORRY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!! I have a story it goes like this again at the most base level: When I was a kid I had Sea Monkeys. They were my Sea Monkeys. One day my younger brother flushed them all dow...

It was only a matter of time. Michael Steele becomes the Chairman of RNC and white supremacists GO BONKERS! Resident "Hate Monger" David Duke claims he will be taking the Republican Party back or starting his own party with 90 percent of the Republican Party all of which he claims are just as racist as him! I can see it now. Their logo would be the South Pole Polar Bear (super white). Arms patches of the New Republican Party (all white with a white American Flag). Their rank and file would be Albinos (most whitest). And their capital would be Wasilla, Alaska (whitest town of Sarah "Gotcha Media" Palin). It makes sense though. I mean white people are perfect and we should just listen to them. Yes it is true that white people rule and I am not typing this, but a white robot, with white skin and a white voice and white hands and white thoughts and white white whitey. I like cashmere, penny loafers and cargo shorts. I am Frank Chow and I am a white robot. PS ASIAN PRID...