Poetry by Frank
in honor of mike myers An Ode to the Media You stink up the room You smell of bad questions and right wing propaganda Bad ties, bad suits, shoes that need to be shined Spend some time in the shower You overly needy morons No tans need a vacation Rethink what you are saying What game you be playing I know the Drudge is your master But quit stinking up the room You stupid bastards Thank you, thank you (insert snaps here) A Haiku Oh My Media President said “No” to you Cry, news baby cry Teleprompter What that’s? You have nothing to say? Well how about you read from your own notes today? Spouting, rants radio talk show It’s all stamped With your fat lies and fat cigars Pissing on America and the stars Striped ties match your lies Teleprompter, really? What’s your deal? Tired of educated answers and better yet still… Someone who has better ideas than you You fugged up for 8 years give them a chance to fugg up too! Thank you, thank you. (insert bongo drums here) A Haiku Eat Poop and Die New...