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LEAKED: Photos of Osama bin Laden Dead

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Through my anonymous and various inside sources, I was able to obtain these deeply classified images of Osama bin Laden after he was killed. The photos have been verified through a Pakistani official who I met recently while watching a cricket match that lasted two whole days. I've left out said Pakistani official's name upon his request. Plus it's really difficult to spell (his name is Bob). WARNING : These images are graphic and could lead to a queasy stomach, a case of the vapors or excessive vomiting. Consult a doctor before viewing said photos. If you have any heart or breathing issues, it's probably best you put down the gigantic 7-Eleven cup fused to your hand before viewing these photos. In other words there is a shit ton of blood. A photo of Osama bin Laden moments after he was killed. After years of seclusion it is apparent he grew a righteous amount of facial hair. A photo of Osama bin Laden minutes later after he was moved from part of the compound to anothe...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy Oh man oh man oh man. What a morning. Nothing like waking up to the Today Show bringing on past members of the Bush administration to try to rewrite history. Torture, did it lead to Osama?! Answer, nope , but the Today Show didn't really get to that, it's about being "balanced." I'm afraid this is what we have to look forward to, plenty of misinformation and plenty of people trying to rewrite history. *Le Sigh, so much for being united. I think it's our duty as liberals to combat teh stupid and give credit where credit is due , but also make sure our children don't grow up thinking the Bush administration was all Freedom Fries and Liberty Toast. As Booman said yesterday I'd like my decade back . And since I can't have it back, you won't get away with trying to pretend it was Bush/Cheney who made the clouds part to reveal Osama. Here are your highlights: Congrats ...

On Celebrating bin Laden's Death

Digby : I don't do the celebrating death thing, so I won't be joining everyone in today's party. It's just not my thing -- people who cheer outside of prisons when someone is executed always make me feel uncomfortable too, even though I understand how they could feel that way, I just don't. So, when I hear this morning that people wish the president had been more joyous or more excited, I just have to disagree. Killing someone, even someone who clearly deserves it, is a sober event, especially for the person who ordered the killing. At least it should be. He was entirely appropriate in my view, and I thought to myself when I heard it just how grateful I was that it was he who announced rather than George W. Bush who wouldn't have been able to contain his bloodlust. It's these moments when I am very glad to have "no drama" Obama rather than Mr "Feels Good!" This is serious business and it requires a serious leader. And TNC in a sort of co...

Get Your Dunkin Monday

In Exile Thrice | MySpace Music Videos I'm back!! Wow, what a nice and lovely vacation to Central Illinois. The lady and I had a wonderfully interesting Thanksgiving with a too too too much turkey. My stomach is still full (also honorable mention to the fried mushrooms from the Village Pub and Momma lady's cream cheese and red pepper mash potatoes). There was no Turkey Bowl this year for Frank so I can't brag about throwing six touchdown passes, but you better believe the Redskins won...oh wait. Dan Snyder I want my money back. Other than that, I don't want to be back to be honest, don't want to be here at a desk. But I am ready for debates and debacles. Here are your highlights: We find out tomorrow what the plan in Afghanistan is, but we need to learn from the "surge" in Iraq ...of course we won't Jobs Summit will include Krugman HOORAY! Asshole , no other way to describe a man on food stamps calling other people free loaders Tora Bora, we had Osama...

Osama vs Obama

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Osama Bin Laden challenged the incoming administration yesterday in a 22 min. video. Bin Laden also put a jihad on Israel in regards to the war in Gaza. Obama vs Osama, Osama vs Obama. Analysis. Although Osama has the reach advantage being that he is reported to be 7' tall, his health in the last few years has been in question. He seems to be a terrorist, who once had the tools to be competitive, however he will most likely succumb to good solid body work by the President-Elect. Osama likes to move around the ring a lot from "cave to cave", but his lack of conditioning will catch up to him. Obama is always in good shape and with a decent corner (except for suspect cornerman Emanuel) I think Obama's left hook to the body will cause the lanky terrorist problems all night. And unfortunately for Osama he does not have one punch knockout power. Look for Obama to press hard in rounds 3 and 4 once he realizes Osama can't hurt him. Barack Obama by 5th Round TKO after a b...