Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Dear Congressional Douchebags, Reading is fundamental and if you can't read the bill , a piece of legislation that will effect millions of Americans and their health care, you probably should consider another line of work I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

What a weekend! What a life! My ninja skills were almost depleted this weekend as Frank Chow is not impervious to 5 hours of solid boozing. Alas I survived and must now rock this week like a metal band on a mission. The truth is I am truly exhausted, I am not sure I have the energy to conduct true ninja analysis of our political stupidity, but I will try folks. I am not defeated. No FRANK NEVER LOSES. Just feel like I have been hungover for three straight days bitchesss. Here are your highlights: Erry'body hates Michelle Obama The weekend's Boxing Round-up , Little Mac gots robbed! Paul Krugman vs. Neill Ferguson , what is odd about this match up is Ferguson is a historian so he should know that during the Depression when Roosevelt listened to people like him, the country's economy suffered Say Anything says "Hate Everyone" Glenn Beck is experiencing that thing people call KARMA Wanksta of Illinois Orin Hatch Wanksta of Utah , why the media keeps putting these guy...

just in case you missed it...Where the Wild Things Are, the latest trailer What a weekend. Frank was super busy, saw Bamford with the lady and friends, then did some super ninja stuff and got dehydrated in the process. Thanks to the care of the lady I got my ninjatorade and am now in super high kicking action! Did I miss anything annoying this weekend? Yep I did and I am not just talking about Lollacraplooza festival. I am talking about lies, lies and more lies and those that write those lies. This week is eventful, but luckily a little slower than last week. So MORE RAGE. MORE OFTEN!! Here are your highlights: Dear journalists do your job and report the misinformation as misinformation and force the Repubs to have a healthy debate, Dear Democrats here is how you handle it going forward David Brooks "they are all crazies" and yes he is talking about the Leader of Republican Party Russshhhhhh Asian American Judges! A Touchable Hologram can only mean one thing.... SORCERY! ...

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog Teehee...awesome. I am Frank Chow and can you spot me in this trailer?

One thing I have never understood are employees who benefit from taxes being irate about taxes, federal funding and "socialized" health care. If you BENEFIT from public funding and your living is made through public funding shouldn't you support public funding for schools, social programs and health care? Do these people look at their paychecks and assume the money is from a private institution behind curtains? I guess it is only socialist when it benefits the other. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

I cannot recall hearing a Left wing Liberal talk show host spouting rage about illegal immigrants, government takeover and the white man becoming a minority. I am Frank Chow and this was a Ninja Thought

David Neiwert over at Crooks and Liars makes a great point. We are told to fear the brown people. I read the rage from my nemesis and some message boards as well, none of them mention the guys who look like them, talk like them and rage like them. Me. I fear no one. I am a fuggin ninja. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.