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Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

So tomorrow the lady I and start our annual vacation, Labor Day PEOPLE! We will be on a boat having a splendid time with family and friends, so expect light and even suckier blogging. Tonight, however we will be spending a grand ole time at Laughing Liberally in ninja costumes (aka street wear) and enjoying cartoons by HeadzUp and the comic timing of many friends. It should be a ruckus. If you get a chance come on out! Here are your highlights: Every Time I Die's new album releases Sept. 15, early reviews IT IS AWESOME Gov. Sanford must be talking to a different God The US was made up of MONSTERS and now Eric just wants to hold up a mirror GOP's Self-fulling Prophecy , the gubbament doesn't work because when we run da gubbament it gets all fugged up and stuff Best or worst alarm clock idea ever, it will call your friends randomly till you wake up... Sullivan explains to Lowry torture The South and the West are most likely to oppose health care reform that would help the...

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Wow oh wow, my friends. I am preparing for an unnamed play about Trekkies/Trekkers and the more I find the more I am astounded. Here is "Felking" A reader informed me it is called "Filking" at its finest, Science Fiction folk singing. I am not sure where to begin about this guy, but he is definitely less harmless than say, oh I don't know MILITIAS IN IDAHO ! This weekend is making a turn for the awesome, I will let you know more when I find out more, but I must say the lady has come through again! Here are your highlights: Ann Coulter gets PWND by a 15 year old The media missed something? Noooooo wayyyyy, TARP money debacle The country we live in Here is something good to hear, credit card companies won't be hawking college kids -these companies are bloody thirsty vultures Michelle Bachmann's son is the re-educationy How Bernanke was ever Superman I have no idea, but Reuters says he is now Clark Kent? Don't Ever Drink the Banana Bread Beer People a...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

Sorry for the late Dunkin, work has been silly busy. Last night Conan O'Brian had William Shatner on to dissect the nonsense that was Sarah Palin's farewell address. It was poetry and who better to read it the the Captain himself! It was brilliant stuff as to be expected. Tonight is Drinking Liberally, so if you get a chance stop by teh Sheffield's and check out my sweet ninja gear. Here are your highlights: Daddy China tells us to save money and spend wisely Health Care Reform in the simplest terms, if it happens YOU WIN , insurance industries can no longer be the scum sucking evil they are or else and the CBO debunks a wicked GOP talking point Iron Man goes Anime and I think I peed a little Max Baucus will go down in history as the man who single-handley was paid off by the health insurance mobsters Funniest thing I saw yesterday It so happens they are nuts, Wing Nuts and they failed, PERIOD John Stewart most trust news source gets Bill Kristol in wanker mode It used to...

Michele Bachmann goes Wingnuttia - HeadzUp!

HeadzUp provides this cartoon for us about Michele "Princess Winguttia" Bachmann. It is important to also include some of the off the wall comments. I share my faves. ecwaufisxtreme: If Bachmann loses her seat, Sarah Palin should UNLEASH the WRATH OF GOD HERSELF onto those worthless minions who took her seat away! AtheistontheEdge: There's an ad for Scientology on this page...fucking scumbag pieces of crap. undiesinabunch: MB challenges the US census because GPS-equipped census-takers will soon be asking intrusive questions that invade YOUR privacy and which will aid them in the implementation of their coming Obama "Patriot Act" police state. They will ask questions such as "Is there a gun in the house?" with penalties for not answering having increased from $100 to $5000. The right to bear arms will soon be revoked so they need to know in advance where to knock down doors to confiscate YOUR weapons. Thanks MB! boots920: Rome Fell Because: Mone...

Wingnuttia Gets Teevee Time

Can a Rep. be removed from Congress for being completely bat shit crazy? "Freedom isn't free, unless it is free, freedom costs a buck o' five" I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Michele Bachmann to Leave Planet Earth

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Rep. Michele Bachmann held a press conference today to announce she is leaving planet Earth to return to her home planet Winguttia . After unbridled attempts to further her planet’s agenda in the House of Representatives Bachmann has finally decided “saving” planet Earth is futile. She cited a laundry list of reasons for her departure which is scheduled sometime next week on Winguttia time not “lefty liberal time.” Among the reasons: the left wing liberal extreme media bias, illegal Mexicans with mustaches wearing sombreros, the voice that speaks to her through her teeth , Jebus the God of Godlinessicity, Obama like terrorists, socialism, socialists, social group meetings, winter socials named the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance , her loss at prom court all those years ago, the people painted black, media agendas of leftism, Sketchers shoes, Britney Spears , Orbitz gum commercials, and history books. The conference included hand outs with Michelle Bachmann carrying a baby appearing...