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LEAKED: Photos of Osama bin Laden Dead

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Through my anonymous and various inside sources, I was able to obtain these deeply classified images of Osama bin Laden after he was killed. The photos have been verified through a Pakistani official who I met recently while watching a cricket match that lasted two whole days. I've left out said Pakistani official's name upon his request. Plus it's really difficult to spell (his name is Bob). WARNING : These images are graphic and could lead to a queasy stomach, a case of the vapors or excessive vomiting. Consult a doctor before viewing said photos. If you have any heart or breathing issues, it's probably best you put down the gigantic 7-Eleven cup fused to your hand before viewing these photos. In other words there is a shit ton of blood. A photo of Osama bin Laden moments after he was killed. After years of seclusion it is apparent he grew a righteous amount of facial hair. A photo of Osama bin Laden minutes later after he was moved from part of the compound to anothe...

Get Him to the Leak

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A rogue internet information releaser is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to reveal how much American diplomacy is about well... diplomacy . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Thursday

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Barack Obama Pt. 1 www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity I am so sore. Beaten and battered. Damn you physical therapy, damn you. As I mentioned yesterday was my first visit to physical therapy for an evaluation and assessment. I was poked and prodded by the therapist and her conclusion was...displaced disc(s). My back is crooked, which I thought had self-corrected after taking over a month off which means...therapy for at least two months. Hooray! The only plus side is I have to adjust my work schedule to allow commuting time to get to my appointments; I will be on an "East Coast" shift. MORE RAGE, MORE BLOGGING, WHERE'S MY PAIN KILLERS?!! Here are your highlights: Alexi Giannoulias debates the corpocrat Mark Kirk . Why is it anytime a veteran defiles his own record, it's the opponents fault for the scope of lies? Classic Republican: playing the victim . Still not get...

New O'Donnell Logo

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Seems mighty suggestive to me. I can't put my hand on it, but I think she might be trying to come up with a new campaign message. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Let Blago Go

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He is not guilty of a thing! Print this out and post it all over the city if you like :) I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Confirmation Show starring Elena Kagan

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She seems to know the questions before they leave their mouths... I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Obama meets with McChrystal

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(click to enlarge) Obama: Now, um, I accept your apology , but there is on more thing I would like for you to do. You see this, um, this here is a zombie foot...um...ever heard of " foot in mouth ?" McChrystal: *Gulp I am Frank Chow and I approved this message Update : Obama made McChrystal eat the foot and leave .

Working On...

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(click to enlarge) A new Twitter background...thoughts? I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Obamaman to the Rescue

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Can he save the Gulf this time?! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Al Gore Shrugs

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A blizzard of stupid hits Washington and Al Gore asks himself, "what must I do to get it through to you people?" I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Drinking Liberally Tonight

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I am Frank Chow and I am gonna drink and RAGE!!!

Daily Design Inspiration

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Batonboys I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Hooah! It is a new day and more rage is a bubbling. Above is a video you must see. Rep. Alan Grayson in 2 and half minutes sums up why negotiating with the Republicans on health care any longer is a joke. Yes you might have a beer with the guy across the aisle, even go golfing, but one thing is for sure it doesn't change their motto "they want you to fail." Kudos for Grayson for telling it like it is, after the stupid logic of Max Fuggus, it is time to really push the public option. Again, THAT IS THE COMPROMISE . On another note this morning started off just lovely with the lady and I getting side swiped on our way to work. Brilliant drivers in Chicago, so needless to say my rage is LIKE OFF THE CHARTS PEOPLE! Here are your highlights: Abstinence Only: Throwing money at programs that don't work David Choi going on Tour Stacks and stacks and stacks of medical bills, more real stories from the Underinsured Passive Aggressive Notes Please someone make sure we don't...

Get Your Dunkin Friday

IT IS FRIDAY!! Yes start your engines, get your booze, do whatever it is you do because Fall is here. This is great because football is in full effect and the leaves start changing to those Virginia oranges, yellows and reds. Us in Chicago know that this might only last a week or two, so we will cherish this season as long as we have it. Fall also brings bang up stand-up comedy as shows pop up everywhere and comedians start hitting the college circuit. Above is a video of C.J. Sullivan who has been in the comedy scene in Chicago since I relocated here from D.C. He also is host on the much touted Visitors Locker Room , a hilarious take on sports, life and comedy. Here are your highlights: Selective Deficit Disorder , our politicians have got it up to the ear Media Matters has been keeping the blowhards in check , especially about this "post-racial" America pile of turd Obama is the Anti-Christ in NJ Oh this is funny, so funny 75% of Oklahoma high school students can't nam...

Blue Dogs Just Love Democracy

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As a prelude to President Barack Obama's speech, you must know there are a group of pesky, petulant, piss ant, mangy mutts roaming the Capitol. Willing to take a piss wherever they see fit and health care reform looks to be the next target. For those of you who have been following these "Blue Dogs" as they refer to themselves are conservative Democrats at face value, but beneath it all they are the worst kind of politician. No loyalties unless they sniff the mighty dollar. In this case their bones are coming from none other than the insurance industry and these Blue Dogs, Roll over Ross, Bitchin Bayh and their head hound Ben Nelson are sure to find a way to make health care reform and the public option a pile of shit we have to clean up without a doggy bag. From Digby : Most people are willing to be practical if somebody comes from a district that is truly conservative and demands that they vote a certain way. Democracy is democracy. But these corporate lackeys and villag...