Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Today is my Friday and I am g.d. excited. Yesterday was more of a cluster fugg than the day before as the lady and I tried to salvage the Xmas present I got her. Two things I hate in the world Ticketmaster and ticket bookers. There has to be a better way than having some scalper hoard tickets online and then charge you twice what they paid. THERE HAS TO BE!!! The New Year is creeping up on us and we have to get some resolutions going. Mine is simple. Take over the effin world...small task I know...the Huffington Post does have a small resolution that might change the scope our of Wall St. ruled system. Move your Money . It is an ambitious project that actually has a good point. We should be able to decide who and what is done with our money. Ripples in a pond my friends. Ripples. Here are your highlights: " When people make an argument for racial profiling they're either lazy, arrogant or racist " Dick being Dick aka a coward and a disgrace If you haven't noticed all...

He can put "Fugg you Dick" so eloquently. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Teh above is a video of Brand New playing a new song live, the idiot yelling "take your shirt off" probably finds himself funny. What a quick weekend! Saw the Hangover, solid it also included my favorite comedian Zach Galifinakis, so perhaps I was bias, dude is funny. The weather is perfect today in Chi and I gots tons of work to ignore. YES! For those of you in the know Tuesday we will be participating in Drinking Liberally come on out and enjoy the company of socialist, pinko, democrats drinking in unity. Anybody know a good doctor or a good health care provider? I am fed up with mine. Here are your highlights: Ezra Klein examines, What is the Stimulus Doing? and the Human Cost of Cuts Green Lantern is Ryan Reynolds - phew dodged a bullet, better than JT being the Green Lantern, Reynolds will make a decent Hal Jordan, but he would have been a better Flash N. Korea's Kim Jong Il is well ill Palin might be starting something I can believe in , splitting the Republican Pa...

Officials announced that plans to fill the hole of the Twin Towers were stalled yet again . Some have said that it was a win for Al Qaeda, however I would argue it is another win for the Bush/Cheney administration. And further more a win for the Rovian politics of fear and as I like to call them the collective 9-11 dot com. We have now for the past eight years been reminded and reminded and reminded of 9-11. The horror, the terrorists, the fear, the tragedy, the families and the brown people ; they all have been part of our narrative since that day. It was the most tragic event on US soil. We know that and in case you missed it, you now know by the speeches of Bush, Cheney, Giuliani and all the talking heads on Faux News. Each one follows their reasoning and complete disdain for American values and the Constitution with the tag line 9-11 dot com. The Twin Towers were considered a symbol of all that Al Quaeda hated about America now they are symbolic of what America has become. There w...

Man never let your girlfriend feed you sushi and wine. She will talk you into watching Father of the Bride and Beauty and the Beast back to back. And from what I recall, the animation of B and the B was much better when you were a kid, seeing it last night I was like, WTF? Thank you Pixar for your amazing and revolutionary work. Regardless I was late to work today. I am going on a mini vaca tonight, can't wait and here are your highlights! Cheney's speech the day after ...he lied, durrrrrr. WHITE SOX GET BLASTED , it is always nice to have the South Siders humbled every now and again The Craigslist Prostitution Ad War Oh woah is whitey , CNN reports one of the dumbest stories ever. The real report . The non-Hispanic, single-race white population of 199.1 million represented 66 percent of the total population Call Arnold the Eliminator, is this going Galt? The ever classy Lou Dobbs Why is Illinois politics so difficult to trust? Here's why . Goonies, then and now . You hav...

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy Both sides may be sincere in their views, but neither side is right. The American people are not absolutist, and they don’t elect us to impose a rigid ideology on our problems. They know that we need not sacrifice our security for our values, nor sacrifice our values for our security, so long as we approach difficult questions with honesty, and care, and a dose of common sense. That, after all, is the unique genius of America. That is the challenge laid down by our Constitution. That has been the source of our strength through the ages. That is what makes the United States of America different as a nation. It was a historic speech and in contrast we had Dick Cheney . 9/11 was mentioned at least 25 times and he admitted to breaking the rule of law. It is a fact that only detainees of the highest intelligence value were ever subjected to enhanced interrogation. You've heard endlessly about waterboarding. It h...

Look they are saying funny stuff in a different language and it is funny because people are dancing. How silly! How distracting! Nancy Pelosi, bene ! Busha no torture ! Cheney no torture ! CIA never lies ! Bene Nancy Pelosi . Itsa magical Nancy Pelosi means now Newt is respectable and we listen to his words! Hooray Nancy! Lame Italian stereotypical accent here full of distraction and nonsense! Pelosi knew something, no she didn't, no wait she did says the CIA ! It's doesn't change a thing. David Shuster is the only sane one on the tevee today. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

WOW it's Friday, thank Jebus. Last night was an awesome show. West Dundee is full of flies and people are sweet there. I was actually told by a family that I would be "famous" in no time after my performance. And no I didn't get them drunk or drug them. This weekend is set to be exciting, I will be attending a Nation of Nets gathering in Chicago, so if you you want to say hello feel free. I am almost certain you will know who I am once you take a look around the room. Here are your highlights: Hawks vs Wings, Chicago vs. Detroit ...well what's left of Detroit. Should be an awesome series. The Truth About the Dick, Dick Cheney that is...Wilkerson in this column gives every reason to investigate and actually says what would save the Republican Party. Dude Perfect - YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS IT'S AMAZING BABY SERE Instructor tells it as it is Nancy Pelosi calls the CIA a bunch of liars ...wait an intelligence agency fudged information to further an agenda...the CIA...

moar funny pictures With the Karl Rove's and Dick Cheney's, the Dick Cheney daughters and former CIA agents coming out in defense of their offense, one person who's been on the Ranch chilling is good old G-Dub. What does G-Dub think about all of this? Well color me pink and tickle my fancy! Get me a motor scooter to Aspen, Texas I am ready to go Lloyd and Harry I am in ! If I didn't hear that right we used techniques, and it isn't torture. Phew. Well glad that's cleared up. It's only torture when our enemies do it . Man oh man. Condy you are off the hook. Dick you too. Karl keep ignoring those subpoenas. G-Dub, he is going back to doing what he does best... vacation . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. Update: Here's that quote again, from that guy who was the First President “Should any American soldier be so base and infamous as to injure any [prisoner]. . . I do most earnestly enjoin you to bring him to such severe and exemplary punishment...

In a 60 minutes smack down, (what should be getting more attention than President Obama laughing at silly questions ) Barack Obama put the Presidential Pile Driver on Dick Cheney and company in regards to foreign policy and Iraq. Can you deal with that Dick? It burns doesn’t it? The Presidential Pile Driver!!! Oh man!! Obama runs around the ring like a mad man, he’s Hulk Hogan like, he’s Bret Hart like, and he’s PRESIDENTIAL!! The mullet filled crowd is yelling “Logic, logic.” It’s PANDEMONIUM!!! Cheney sulks away and is picked up by his personal assistant to head back to his hiding cave with Osama Bin…I mean his wife. How he will ever recover from this is unknown, most likely with the response “ stuff happens. ” Here is to you Dick! You have proven yet again that America is better off without you and G-Dub!! In all honesty it was quite refreshing to see Barack tell it like it is, we can’t keep bombing people and invading their country to get them to stop fighting us, they simply w...