Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

A little plug for some hilarious ladies in the Chi, Vintage Gramma . Here is their mash-up which actually doesn't do them enough justice, but enjoy. It will start Tuesday off right for ya. So, Hi world, how are you feeling? What's that? You feel neglected? Well have no fear health care reform is on the move which means back to you Gaea ! We never forgot you just had to get the tea baggers and douche nuggets like the *cough Chamber of Commerce distracted for a while. But we are back to SAVE THE PLANET! (sorry, I blacked out) It's Tuesday and that means Drinking Liberally and awesomeness. Lots to talk about, lots for the Senate to mess up, but as we watch remember again...we have gotten farther than ever before...is that the sound of...change perhaps? Here are your highlights: Change of Tune : with one announcement the Dems seem somewhat put together Digby, explains to those who don't know already, the VILLAGE The Skins battle the Raiders for worst team of the year ...Da...

That weekend flew by huh? What? Well after a fantastic time spent with the in-laws, watching football, drinking bubbly and eating delicious PIG. I am back at my desk wondering why every weekend can't be so nice. Oh that's right, work. This week might be the week of weeks that I have been talking about. Frank takes ritalin and some anti-rage medication and calms down? NO PEOPLE FOCUS. HEALTH CARE REFOOORMMM!! SING IT!! Over the weekend the specualtion went to Defcon Pink or something, but it looks like the White House is trusting Harry Reid and the public option ...or Olympia Snowe depending who you ask. Regardless you know I will be here RAGING if it isn't progressive, covers most Americans and includes real subsidies while keeping the insurance mafia honest. So let's do this already! Here are your highlights: Redskins vs. Eagles tonight , 4 Keys to the Game... Sunday Morning Come Down, the best place to read about the Sunday Talking Heads is always Driftglass Obama h...

*head slams on desk, head to desk, broken shards everywhere... I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

When you are from Planet Winguttia you have an uncanny ability to cook up random nonsense and then with a whim of unapologetic word vomit you let it loose on America. You fill the airwaves with catch phrases and scream that they the Gubbament is out to get you. With a vile, incessant tone you vomit and vomit again like a disgusting ritualistic fraternity machismo fest only to then high-five one another after appearances on the teevee for sticking it to the Left. The playbook calls on you to bastardize words like freedom, liberty, and justice. Put it on lunchboxes, slap it on kids backpacks and sell it sell it, sell it . It's the Winguttia way. Because on your planet words like corruption only apply to those you hate and hate you do. Consistently with such an odoriferous stank that it muffles the sense of your own hypocrisy. In the words of a G-Dub aide , 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judi...

If you have to re-brand yourself , perhaps you need to have new ideas, new voices and new people in general. And if you have to re-brand more than once in less than a year maybe just maybe you would pick up that nobody really likes what you are selling . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

The time is now to party like 1950. Well in cartoon format that is. The Republican Party clinging to ideas that have not worked have figured out HOW to make them work (for the public that is) by presenting them with CARTOONS! Hooray. (insert the Brady Bunch, Andy Griffith and any other out of touch show you can think of here arrrgh) Eric Cantor: See little Billy while you are trying to pay off your mortgage, take care of your family and deal with your medical bills. The rich will get a tax cut! Sounds great right? Billy Nobody: Wait I don’t get it. I pay more than someone who makes more than me? But why? Eric Cantor: Because we said so. Billy Nobody: Wait, what? How does the help me to get by? And what else do you have? Anything? I mean I need to be convinced this is better than the current administration. Eric Cantor: That really doesn’t matter you see because free markets and the terrorists and insurgency of tea parties will economically trickle down with Joe plumbers. It’s real...

Welcome to Planet Wingnuttia Glenn Beck has declared today Friday March 13, 2009, We Surround Them day ….which is supposed to prove to the left-wing liberals the ultra-conservatives everywhere surround them. Not sure with what? But sounds kind of creepy and illegal. No wonder these guys get caught in airport bathrooms , or wearing diapers … He even has a logo that kind of looks like a disaster symbol used during the Cold War, or a bad Emoticon for someone’s Xbox Profile. Nonetheless, there are rules in this Winguttia Planetary take over and here they are! The Nine Principles 1. America is good. Yes unless America tortures or allows people get away with said torture, oh and how about historically oppressing people, manipulating the market and fake wars, um also America is good, but not for the reasons Beck and Winguttia claim. We learn from said mistakes and grow not digress. 2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life. Somehow I think God, isn’t even cool with this 3. I must al...

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy McCain cries over it, Rush eats it and McConnell can’t spell it. It seems that Pork is the New Black. Everyone wants to be critical of it, hate it, yell about it, complain, misunderstand it and then get some too! (oh Strom Thurmond you twisted s.o.b.) Soon it will be separate water fountains, making the Pork sit in the back of the bus and then fili-busting the crap out of it! What can’t these people whine about? Why don’t they get their own hypocrisy? Maybe it’s because they are up to their necks in their own Pork? Mmmmm, Red States and Pork go together like John McCain and racism , like Lindsay Graham and lies , like Rush Limbaugh and homophobia and like G-Dub and Weapons of Mass Destruction . Let’s get this straight, memo to the Republican Party, science and scientific research is NOT PORK . I understand being pissed off at your own party or the fact that people are getting the government to spend money on p...

Here are some quick takes while I am still out and about in the world having time off to enjoy THE SUN! (cuz i need to recharge) Jindal is a liar , remember those hunky dory stories he told? TPM gotcha! Jindal got majorly PEW PEW'd here. In a recent trend Rush the Oxycotin has been repeating his statement that he wants Obama to fail, well I guess the GOP also wants their party to fail as the actual RNC Chair Michael Steele slammed Rush then ummm bowed to Rush as well as Bobby "Golly Gee Liar" Jindal . Oh how they cower from a drug/ donut addict huffing and puffing....these guys need some barrs. Frank barrs. Seems to be a trend these days for the Party that Bush destroyed... more lies and violations of our rights HOORAAAYYYY, tell me why we should ever trust this party again? I wouldn't even let them babysit a Chia Pet for a day or my stapler. Lord knows they would tell me it was a Democrat that killed my beloved sheep of green hair and the stapler was a weapon of ma...

Eric Cantor (puts the CAN'T in Cantor) , one of the leaders of The House of No, or the Republisucks as I like to call them put out an awesome video celebrating their "no" vote on the Stimulus Package. And by awesome I mean a bragging, frat like video with Aerosmith in the background singing "Back in Saddle." Now, I only took remedial psychology course at the local community college, but I know denial when I see it . This is straight crazy. Put them all in Arkham Asylum and hope they don't break loose. This compares to Detroit Lions fans claiming a succesful 2008 season. The Cubs claiming a World Series win or Mike Tyson holding the heavy weight belt again. IT'S ONE STEP AWAY FROM STRAIGH JACKET CRISS ANGEL STYLE! Normally when you lose an election, drop seats in both the House and Senate, have a Democratic President in office with a 68% approval rating , an economy on the downturn, banks failing across the globe because of your failed policies; you don...