Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Watched this the other night and was salivating at the teevee screen. Over the last three days I have had at least one bao. Why? Cuz that's how I roll. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

It's Friday! And I am incapacitated! Yup, it's true. I tweaked my back last week while doing my workout and thought on Wednesday that things were better. So my genius of a self decided to do a "light" workout. FAIL. I pulled up limp as the pain in my back only worsened. Hooray! This morning I woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head and was writhing about in pain. Looked in the mirror and noticed my hips are at an angle. That's right. I am lopsided. Apparently the pulled muscle in my back has rendered me a hunchback. It is no fun. This weekend is Voter Registration at the park. As much as I loathe the White Sox...someone has to get the Cell to vote with a race this close in Illinois for Senate, every single one counts. I will limp to victory! Here are your highlights: Elizabeth Warren : Assistant to the President and Special Advisor to the Secretary of the Treasury on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. - Holy long title Batman! Do we need mo...

The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Laura Ingraham www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Holy hell in a hand basket. My morning did not start off right. I have a splitting headache now and don't want to do anything, but sleep. FML. It's raining out. It's humid out. I would like to have a restart. BUT WE CAN'T CAN WE!! Tonight is a party of sorts, it Laughing Liberally. That's right the first Wednesday of the month which means good old fashion liberal tom foolery. The lineup is spicy with local talents; Cameron Esposito, Sean White and the Great Sandini with hosting going to the ever socialist Accountant of Homeland Security. Show starts at 8pm at the No Exit Cafe 6970 N. Greenwood Ave . Be there or be Un-Uhmerikan! Speaking of hilarious watch Colbert pwn Laura Ingraham . Here are your highlights: Oxymorons for Congress Hooray they are winning! Pay cuts for all you suffering people! Brian May will Rock You The lady and ...