Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Three strikes your out right? Yesterday President Barack Obama announced his third selection for the position of Commerce Secretary and it is none other than our brother from an Asian mother GARY LOCKE !!! the crowd goes wild it's a grand slam from P.Obama without the assistance of steroids. he shoots he scores, jordan fades back and that's the game! touchdown, touchdown, rothslecrapper throws the td to santonio holmes! insert other sports references of winning here. As I highlighted before that makes four members of Obama's team (3 cabinet members) that are of the Asian persuasion and man does it feel good. Not only does Gary Locke represent solid policies, but he looks like my Dad. No really. Oh Pops, you love your Starbucks I know Satan Malkin will be spinning her head at this nomination connecting dots with traffic cones, but it is nice to have this squared away. After the Beard that Cashed and the Repub that Psyched , let's hope for a swift confirmation. In a si...

Eric Shinseki, Veteran Affairs Secretary Eugene Kang, Special Assistant 24 yrs. old! Steven Cho, Energy Secretary I want my position now Special Appointee for Celebrity Regulation. That's right I want a new Cabinet position with special interests in shutting up Celebrity support...like you Lilo(psst Lilo I know you like boys still, I mean look Samanson she is a dude, more dude than me. She probably has dirt in her nails and spits in public too. Gross. Faker) or ScarJo and J Lo. Embarrassing when those tampons talk you can lose more than an election. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. P.S. ASIAN PRIDE!