Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Wow oh wow, my friends. I am preparing for an unnamed play about Trekkies/Trekkers and the more I find the more I am astounded. Here is "Felking" A reader informed me it is called "Filking" at its finest, Science Fiction folk singing. I am not sure where to begin about this guy, but he is definitely less harmless than say, oh I don't know MILITIAS IN IDAHO ! This weekend is making a turn for the awesome, I will let you know more when I find out more, but I must say the lady has come through again! Here are your highlights: Ann Coulter gets PWND by a 15 year old The media missed something? Noooooo wayyyyy, TARP money debacle The country we live in Here is something good to hear, credit card companies won't be hawking college kids -these companies are bloody thirsty vultures Michelle Bachmann's son is the re-educationy How Bernanke was ever Superman I have no idea, but Reuters says he is now Clark Kent? Don't Ever Drink the Banana Bread Beer People a...

Bill O Huff and Puff has been ranting about a long ranging conspiracy among left wing bloggers and the mainstream media and the dead corpse of Lenin…or something like that. In his growing paranoia of Mexico, the Dow and his hairline, he is now after Left Wingers as smear campaigners. It makes no sense and is probably the lamest attempt to detract from how bad the RNC is these days. He blames Daily Kos, MSNBC and us, the real people who have real concerns about our country. Needless to say I have cooked up my own conspiracy in honor of Bill O...it is all truthiness. Bill O secretly attended Cornell University where he met Ann Coulter and together they had love child. The baby was the baptized in a Evangelical Church run by Rick Warren at the time and Rush Limbaugh was named the Godfather. Bill O named the child "the One" and for some time both he and Coulter raised the child in the secret basement bunker of Glenn Beck (which is for protection from alien communists). Later in ...

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy I THOUGHT HER MOUTH WAS WIRED SHUT!! NOOOOOO!!!! I am going to play in traffic now and hope the madness stops. And another question, Madonna vs. Coulter or are they the same person? A blonde wig on corpse is a blonde wig on a corpse. I am Frank Chow and I am gauging my eyes out.

Apparently Ann Coulter didn't get her jaw wired shut or the procedure was too short for my liking... Slam of bedroom door. Frank cries for a fortnight. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Ann Coulter reportedly has her jaw wired shut. (Insert joyous choral music here, single tear). I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.