Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Dear guy who lives below my lady, BACK. THE. EFF. OFF. Dude I might be against our two current wars, but I am not against going to war with some emo punk Pete Wentz wannabe douchebag busboy. Oh yeah you are all those things. I am also so hardcore that I am complaining about you at my blogspot because that's how tough I am! I declare RAGE on you! So, if you haven't guessed it, the guy aka Emopunkdouche who lives below my lady left a note under her door complaining that she needs to keep it down in the morning because it is ruining his beauty rest. Who knew vampires slept at night? This is of course ridiculous considering the fact the Emopunkdouche is "recording" his opus non-stop and it sounds like a rock concert at her feet (also mine cuz not gonna lie I am there a lot). Emopunkdouche, here's an idea; record in a studio NOT a studio apartment like a REAL MUSICIAN! Stop slitting your wrists or tattooing song lyrics on your arms with cute birdies and anchors (cuz l...

The Al Franken Decade, proves they are lying shamelessly I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Great little snippet by CNN. Franken has been doing this for quite some and it really is an awesome human trick. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

What a weekend America! Liberty, freedom and farms. It was rainy as all heck on Saturday in middle America, but not biggie fun was had and I am sure I blacked out at least once this weekend? Did I? The news feeds were all a crazy when I arrived back to the ole computadora, so without further ado. Here are your highlights: Sarah Palin went all mavericky on us and resigned to do what no one is sure. My take: she is bat shit crazy and now she has extra time to focus on the liberal media bias in her head . Speaking of which the Right just can't wrap their tiny little brains around the fact that it wasn't ACORN, it wasn't Obama, it wasn't the media, it wasn't Joe Democrat , it was Palin who resigned because she just could not handle it and what was proven during the election stands, she has and always has been unqualified. Transformers 2 apparently everyone likes racially stereotyped robots People were tea-bagging America again and what we learned kids was Obama is Hit...

When the Right throws a temper tantrum over Senator-elect Al Franken, tell them we only learned from the best . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

To quote Atrios, "The Al Franken decade begins" and Coleman will most likely be the next head of the RNC.... I really am speechless right now. It gives hope to comedians everywhere that John Stewart will be elected President some day. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

In news that is old, but new again, but old once again and yet so new again. Al Franken has won the election for the second seat of the state of Minnesota. This time proclaimed by three judges who all concluded the Biggest Loser this year is NORM COLEMAN who didn't lose weight, but lost an election and cried all the way to court(s). With the trend of winners winning again, after we already knew who won the following people have jumped on this latest trend. Across the nation celebrations have sprung about everywhere. Chicago Bulls win 6 championships, Michael Jordan and team to parade Chicago on Saturday. The Curse of the Bambino broken! RED SOX WIN RED SOX WIN the WORLD SERIES , Dennis Leary can now shut the fugg up, someone will cut Johnny Damon's hair. Kelly Clarkson wins first American Idol millions tune in. Frank Chow makes his first boom boom in the big boy potty HOORAY! Thanks mom for the Blow Pop. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

It is apparent the Republican guard is stepping down. With Ohio Senator George Voinovich now deciding to retire, that makes umm let me check....Kansas Senator Sam Brownback, Florida Senator Mel Martinez and Missouri Senator Kit Bond. NOT TO MENTION (cough, cough) what looks to be Norm Coleman of Minnesota losing to Stuart Smalley. I would say this, conspiracy! They are all heading to an island after their final plan has been set into motion, the War in Gaza. Barack Obama, the first Black President-Elect will be blamed for the recession, war, terrorism, the stock market, emails, anthrax, double dutch gangs, the Bubonic plague, herpes, the Lakers losing, Tom Brady's injury, AIDS, BCS sucking, George Bush, Kanye West and salmonella. Obviously this can't be what some are calling the absolute rejection of an old and tired ideology...NO, NEVER, LONG LIVE SEAN HANNITY AND BILL O! These guys aren't leaving because they have no relevance anymore...can't be. Can't be that t...