Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

You can't write a better shit than this! For all those haters out there, learn your lesson and don't be stupid. Don't mess with ACORN or you will end up in the slamma like MC Hammer. Josh Marshall : Remember James O'Keefe, the 'pimp' from the tag team of conservative 'journalists' who landed a massive blow on ACORN with their hidden camera series of videos showing ACORN employees discussing and advising on how to hide various forms of illegal acts? Well, O'Keefe just got arrested by the FBI down in New Orleans for his role in a plot to plant wiretaps in the state offices of Sen. Mary Landrieu. That was on federal property. So a big time felony. Once we heard that O'Keefe got clipped, we wondered whether this was another job for Andrew Breitbart who published O'Keefe's ACORN videos. Our Christina Bellantoni just got hold of him and he responded: "I need to find information on this. I'm out of the loop on this. I will make my dete...

It has begun ladies and gents, that time of year where I begin bitching about living in Chicago and dealing with the snow. And don't think this year will be any different. WHY DID I MOVE HERE?! j/k I know why, just once it would be nice to have a winter that didn't make your cheeks fall off and I am not talking about the ones on my face. My tooty, I am talking about my freezing tooty, people. I would have used many other words, but my cousin's kids make me crack up when they refer to it as tooty. Just say it out loud, you know you want to...Anyway, tonight is Drinking Liberally with a special "War on Christmas" theme. If you want to come on out to Sheffield's it starts at 7pm. Ho ho hooounnnngover, you will be. Here are your highlights: Gitmo suicides come into question, was there a cover-up? The abortion debate within the health care debate gets real, Boxer calls out Viagra C-Street should be the next Scorcese movie... "Do You Apes Want to Live Forever...

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It is Thursday and WOOHOO, the lady is coming back from a short business trip. Can't wait to be back to normal land, yes she keeps me normal...insert sappy music above...In other news RIOT comedy is tonight at Chicago Joe's . If you are in Chicago and want some laughter hit it up. It will be funny and the women who run that room are legit. So what's the big deal about ACORN ? What is so new that the Right has to HATE them even more than they did during the election, well only right wing Republicans can love prostitutes that is what pisses them off. Can we please just stop giving these nutjobs the time of day? It is 1997 alllll over again . Here are your highlights: Dancing with the Czars more political games and less time spent actually getting stuff done, WINGNUTTIA!!! The murder of Annie Le, Yale Student, Cops now have a suspect in custody Obama is using the force to combat Darth Cheney? Daily Awesome, new METAL \m/ Converge 5 Ways to improve the shitty Max Baucus sup...