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Don't Say the President of United Motherfucking States is a Ferner:



I mostly ignore Rush, but I know the right wing and the Elefuggs in Congress kiss his golden boots, so when he says something this incendiary I get the RAGE! As an Asian-American male I know what this means. What pisses of the right wing so much about Obama is that he is NOT the "model minority." I know what Rush is trying to do here, it is always what he does. FEAR THE OTHER! Obama is a ferner because he has a view that is slightly to the left of center on somethings and that means he is also the second coming of Hitler and a hippy who wants socialism and an alien oooh and he is also a ferner being sent from an Africa tribe. So Obama is a Kenyan Muslim Manchurian President!

But the Tea Party, the Dittoheads, the Right Wing. Nope they aren't racist, they just care about our freedom.

I think Rush is not from this country. Want to know why I deduce that? Because he doesn't support our president. And not supporting our president during a time of war is treasonous. He also reeks of cigars, has poor taste in home decor and is in serious need of hair, maybe he can borrow some from Blago....Oh and all people who are bald happen to be Taliban members. I read this somewhere on teh internet and I hear they are based out of an uber secret hideout somewhere located near the bung hole of the South.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!! I am not only taking my chair and throwing it out the eighth floor window of my rage headquarters; I am throwing middle fingers in the air and yelling "Yippiekayay Mother Ferner!"

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

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