Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Freedom Works has an awesome post; I mean the best post I have ever read by a blogger. Why? Because they are talking about Real-Americans getting guns. You see, Real-Americans go to Wal-Mart to buy guns and talk about ammunition tendencies of other Real-Americans. Real-Americans of course are people who actively take up arms like the Constitution states even guns that they don’t need but have fun toting like Real-Americans James Adkisson or Dannie Roy Baker . But why are so many people buying guns? Well as I posted before fear of Obama . Yep they are fearful of their rights to carry guns and ammunition they need to further the protection of their own paranoia. Apparently they don’t read . See this is a Founding Father’s idea of gun. Pew Pew This is a fuggin abomination. See the difference. (if you do awesome you pass go and collect my undying loyalty if not probably because you have to even supe-up a fuggin bow and arrow, really ? To kill a deer? Are you at all seeing the irony in ma...

Apparently Lou Dobbs , Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck not to mention REPUBLICANS can't read! The Employee Free Choice Act Read it. Nothing, nothing has any of the language they speak of, no surprise from Rodeo Clowns . Chow!

It has been a short time, but David Gregory , the descendant of Big Foot, is still host of “Meet the Press.” Many insiders across the nation speculated that the public would reject Gregory's inability to ask valid questions, form complete thoughts and avoid hitting his head on ceilings, but so far the Greg (as he calls himself) has been rather resilient. Gregory's recent success consists of keeping to a steady regiment of lead-in questioning only , bringing up old worn out myths and consistently sticking it to no one while reporting even less . It has the public rather satisfied comparing Gregory's “Meet the Press” to watching Sunday Morning Cartoons. “He has a big head, with mop hair. Reminds me of Moe from the Three Stooges if you dropped him in water,” said one fan of Gregory’s while working at his union job that hurts the American auto industry. “I don’t watch much politics and I like watching a guy who knows less than me, “another woman from a small town said while...

It has been reported by the President's Administration that Chrysler is "not viable as a stand-alone company." The President and his administration released their reasoning and that Chrysler and GM need to focus on restructuring and a possible buyout by Fiat . But the real reason? Frank knows all. Chrysler's CEO revealed a bold new strategy focusing the major efforts of the company on the PT Cruiser model and it's possible new variations. The purpose to get the American car buyer excited about the future of the company and Chrysler's new approach had the President a gasp. Vrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom Bankruptcy! Check out those wheels, the last time I rode something so smoking hot I was at a sorority mixer and ended up in bed with Christy Turlington ...actually her name wasn't Christy, but I called her that all night to her disliking and by calling I mean passing out on her futon with a trashcan next to me and by girl I mean upset roommate who...

I hate Monday's. You don't want to work and the days are full of stupid people. Now if you call it a case of the Monday's you deserve RAGE! Anyways I have been off doing famous stuff and taking pictures with my other famous friends. Deal with that! And now a little rage.... Bill O Still Pissed Off and down the River Denial ! Kristol thinks we SUCCEEDED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Final Four! No Syracuse...Single Tear. The President gets a new CHOPPER ? I am busy at work answering phones, CHOW!

This is an e-mail I received today from UPS It reads. Thank you for sending an e-mail expressing concern about UPS advertising during the Bill O'Reilly show on FOX News. We do consider such comments as we review ad placement decisions which involve a variety of news, entertainment and sports programming. At this time, we have no plans to continue advertising during this show. Ha! Suck it Bill O!! Karma is a bitch . This is what happens when you harass innocent people and spread lies, it comes back around. One small victory, the Battle of Rage will continue! I am Frank Chow and Bill O you just got PWNED!! Other articles relating to this recent PEW , PEW and PEW

Bloc Party Live on David Letterman CHOW!

BATTLE ROYALE I have been staying away from the obvious rage that Faux News insights with their insipid attempts at riling up propaganda for Villagers, but today I have to RAGE! I present to you a counter argument to the Obama Administration’s diplomacy, the embracing of “cowboy diplomacy.” The same diplomacy of the previous administration that has wasted billions on Daddy’s War , rekindled hate and brought an almost certain resurgence of the Taliban and the reason NO ONE WANTS TO BE A… Yup that’s it. Why not blow up everyone instead of being STUART FUGGIN SMALLEY?!!! Yes that makes sense Faux News; no one wants to be the country that Rodney King’s the world. “Can’t we all just get along? ” Apparently not only is that the wrong approach, but what is clear is that the alternative is to merely be an empire . When Al Gore came on the set, Smalley told him: "I don't have to be the most powerful man in the world. ... I don't have to be able to bomb a country any time I wan...

South Park, explains the bailout. Lebron James is the King Harvey Danger (remember them?) is offering their album for free download here . (sorry could only find a clip) CHOW !

"Outraged!" said Tele or better known as Tele Prompter . " I don't understand it, all this criticism and for what? I am just a regular hard-working America trying to do my job." Mr. Prompter or Tele as he prefers to be called has been the subject of late among the mainstream media. A high ranking assistant to President Barack Obama, Tele has been used at such great events as the inauguration, the first address and the first press conference. Tele was there on call, on time and consistent, however it has come to the attention of pundits and media members that he may be there too often. Tele is not a fan of this mindset. "It's ludicrous. He's the President for Christ sake, what's he gonna do memorize everything the night before? He has better things to do. You know some people like myself, enjoy being employed this is simply an attack. An attack on the working American. I went out to eat last night. The President using me as his assistant is actu...

John Boehner and the Party of "No" with more tax cuts for the rich and no ideas. My original satirical post . Sometimes life does imitate art. I am Frank Chow and You Should Bow to Me!

in honor of mike myers An Ode to the Media You stink up the room You smell of bad questions and right wing propaganda Bad ties, bad suits, shoes that need to be shined Spend some time in the shower You overly needy morons No tans need a vacation Rethink what you are saying What game you be playing I know the Drudge is your master But quit stinking up the room You stupid bastards Thank you, thank you (insert snaps here) A Haiku Oh My Media President said “No” to you Cry, news baby cry Teleprompter What that’s? You have nothing to say? Well how about you read from your own notes today? Spouting, rants radio talk show It’s all stamped With your fat lies and fat cigars Pissing on America and the stars Striped ties match your lies Teleprompter, really? What’s your deal? Tired of educated answers and better yet still… Someone who has better ideas than you You fugged up for 8 years give them a chance to fugg up too! Thank you, thank you. (insert bongo drums here) A Haiku Eat Poop and Die New...

Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years! Limbaugh has nothing..... nothing Greatest trailer for a movie EVER! The Daily Show is now the only place to keep pundits in check....so sad, but still kind of awesome. Asians, Cancer and Drinking OH MY! This Quick Take was brought to you by the NCAA and stupid face... Chow on that!

Eric Cantor , Part of No Minority Whip, has recently exclaimed that he is a “giddy little school girl,” for Britney Spears . With all the fun in Congress saying “no” like a two year old, Cantor has embraced his inner party girl recently admitting “Yes I went to the Britney Spears concert instead of watching the President’s News Conference. I have been a big fan of hers since Baby, One More Time.” Cantor was seen at the concert with other Party leaders dancing, singing along and asking for Britney to take her clothes off “and she nearly did” laughed Cantor. Fellow Republican Congressmen have tried their best to keep this aspect of Cantor’s personality quiet, but now seeing Britney’s low approval rating, the Party members have come in support of Cantor. Republican Leader John Boehner said “it’s a nice thing supporting the unsupported; I applaud Eric in his continued effort for finding a voice to the opposition; one completely auto-tuned.” When asked to elaborate on what he meant Boehner ...

I have a complaint. A MAJOR complaint. It happened during the election and it is happening again in wake of our economic crisis, the use of the word PRO . It can be followed up by many sorts: PRO-America PRO-Real America PRO-Abortion PRO-Business PRO-Guns PRO-STATE (insert butt-head chuckle here) THIS IS FUGGIN STUPID!! Nobody and I mean nobody believes this and uses this kind of logic except WING-NUTTERY !! What does that even mean? Pro-Business? I have heard people stating Obama needs to be Pro-business... If that means unfair checks and balances, letting banks de-regulate even more or ummm getting rid of Unions well call me ANTI-Business . But I am not! Such a silly absolute statement shows how catch phrases cause people to miss the point and accept misinformation. And don't even get me started on Pro-Abortion, no one is running around to pregnant teens like Bunny Foo Foo and bopping them on the head. It's ridiculous. If you want to have a counter argument, go ahead and...

Hump Day is exciting! Why? Because the monotonous work week is almost done, I know I am optimistic, sue me AIGeez. Nonetheless, there is nothing better than starting off a Wednesday with some upbeat music and fun new tunes. So I give you this! All Time Low , a pop-punk band from near my old stomping ground in Baltimore, has a new track for their upcoming album and it is summer epic. Well not really, more like glittery pop punk, but hey name another genre that can make emo kids happy? I rest my case. All Time Low- Weightless Ace Enders , formally of the Early November and I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business, gives us this music video. I have always been a fan of his work, lyrical critiques aside, I can sing along and that goes along way in my book. He has the uncanny ability to get you to hum or get you excited with a simple tune.... call me a sucker for choruses, but he has plenty of them and it's awesome. The Only Thing I Have (The Sign) And last but not least. Mates of ...

Rumors has it Tim Geithner like many people on the job takes notes, scribbles his ideas and then tries to decipher them. I myself was very interested to hear about the unveiling of these notes and what Timbo has been working on and how is thought process works. America has questions Frank has answers! Here is a sneak peek of Geithner’s Notepad of the Treasury . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

In a 60 minutes smack down, (what should be getting more attention than President Obama laughing at silly questions ) Barack Obama put the Presidential Pile Driver on Dick Cheney and company in regards to foreign policy and Iraq. Can you deal with that Dick? It burns doesn’t it? The Presidential Pile Driver!!! Oh man!! Obama runs around the ring like a mad man, he’s Hulk Hogan like, he’s Bret Hart like, and he’s PRESIDENTIAL!! The mullet filled crowd is yelling “Logic, logic.” It’s PANDEMONIUM!!! Cheney sulks away and is picked up by his personal assistant to head back to his hiding cave with Osama Bin…I mean his wife. How he will ever recover from this is unknown, most likely with the response “ stuff happens. ” Here is to you Dick! You have proven yet again that America is better off without you and G-Dub!! In all honesty it was quite refreshing to see Barack tell it like it is, we can’t keep bombing people and invading their country to get them to stop fighting us, they simply w...

Dave Letterman says yes the teleprompter debate is stupid . IT IS SOOO STUPID ! I have almost perfected the ability to walk on walls, like Shinobi. Michael Jackson's Creep Creepier Land is in shambles. A criminal is a criminal unless your Glenn Beck- Beware Winguttery ! Today I woke up on the right side of the bed, literally. This is awesome . (see above) CREDIT CARDS TAKE THAT ....maybe? More to come...CHOW!

moar funny pictures In Alaska politics are taking precedent as people are upset with Governor Sarah Palin’s rejection of her state’s share of the stimulus money. Palin said she wanted nothing to do with the stimulus package and found it to be of no use to Alaska. “ Look at our boys here ! My daughter was gosh golly gee knocked up by a young man. We don’t need stimulus packages, as long as they got a hockey jersey we got baby makers!” It has taken nearly a week for aides to Governor Palin to explain that the stimulus package is not a new form of Viagra, but she refuses to retain the information of terrorists. A confident leader Palin is excited to support American values and take care of Alaska . “Anybody wants to go wolf-huntin’ from a helicopter?” she said inciting a riot of a local moose appreciation club. It is unclear whether Palin will eventually accept the stimulus funds when she discovers what they actual represent for her state. Time will only tell. I am Frank Chow and I appro...

Suck on this AIGees! America no worries, Caped Frank is here. (insert theme music and awesome fly by) Dude, I look like an awesome ninja with that sword too! Be afraid Congress and Wing Nuts be very afraid! And my arch-nemesis, The Evil Banker! (Who knows what Dual Pirate means don't ask me ask the program ) Pew Pew and me lady! Stepford Sandy BOOM BABY! She's a hottie! ....what I got a thing for whips, does that mean I have intimacy issues...yeah probably. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

I always wondered why my Chase Credit account jumped in interest randomly this year, or why there are always "fees" randomly on my checking account. Like phantom whispers or a ninja killing an evil concubine, Chase is sneaky . But now I know what they were planning to do with that cash flow.... That's right, add Chase to the fat cats who don't get it crew. Using Frank's Credit Card payments to get them what what Pew Pew Planes! Luxury planes and a hangar that has plants too! Vrooooooooooom, pew pew. Shooting down money in the sky! I don't get it, how do these people run their meetings? Exec: Well I think I need a new plane. Board: Cooooooooooooorah! Exec: Any ideas about fixing the economy or our balance sheets? Board: Nope. Exec: Yep, think I will buy a new plane then. Fly around with Mistress #3 for the weekend, maybe drop my poop from the sky on foreclosed homes. All in favor? Board: Aye!!! Or something like that, regardless, I can't even rage ab...

It's Monday and groggy in Chicago. Every sip of coffee I take makes me feel ill. I am moving onto green tea to see if that can substitute my addiction to caffeine. Needless to say this Monday is Palahniuk . I am pretty sure I will just go through the motions and call it a day....but one thing has the child in me completely psyched. With headlines like these and stories like these It's nice to escape once in a while to a child's imagination, can't wait for this movie .

Sixteen Military Wives by the Decemberists I recently purchased the Decemberists latest release The Hazards of Love . So far my take is that it's an incredibly in depth concept album with great musicality and writing chops which will take many listens before I get it. It's more prog rock than their previous efforts, yet still very much Colin Meloy. I chose this diddy because when I think of the Decemberists I think of their roots in folk and their amazing charm. It was their light hearted wit and story telling that made me such a fan. This song seems to speak true to all the nonsense I heard all weekend on the Cable News Networks. Chow!

AIGees look out this is AMERICAAAA!!! The rage is abound and people want answers, well not real answers just who to blame. Is it Dodd? Geithner? Obama? Naw it was the same ole culprit G-Dub and friends ! No it was... The Klingons! The Sith! The Republidemopendents! It makes no difference. This bonus outrage has become such a wet dream for the media which has been foaming at the mouth to spin something completely on its head for I don't know SINCE THE MAN GOT IN OFFICE! We had old guy Watergate claiming "scandal" when it turned out rich people forget how rich they are...or something. And now we have RAGE!!! Calm down. Even I, the ragiest find this whole AIG thing to be too late. What we are dealing with and what seems to be becoming clearer each day is. America has 80% control of AIG making us now part of their criminality. It's like we caught the kid with hand in the cookie jar, then we help him get the cookie take a big bite and hand him the rest. WE ARE ALL AI...

Nerf fight with an American Gladiator!

moar funny pictures Republicans today announced in a bold political move that their latest strategy for America during the economic crisis is nothing. Absolutely nothing . The new slogan released by the RNC is geared toward the urban and street demographic, WE GOT NOTHING with hopes to appeal to their base as well new recruits. John Boehner called it a " political circus ," and a new step for the movement of Republicans everywhere. "It's about letting the government back off and let this heap of crap work itself out. I mean we really don't know what to do, so why lie?" said Eric Canto r , Minority Whip from Virginia. Strategist from both sides are torn about how this will appeal with anyone, but the party is happy especially Rush Limbaugh, " I have been saying this for years, if you don't have a college degree like myself, it's better not to pretend you do. " Rush then lost his train of thought because of a hot dog stand nearby. More updat...

Andrew McMahon is a cancer survivor, at a young age of 22 he was diagnosed with leukemia, but fought and fought hard and won. This entire album entitled "the Glass Passenger" was written as a testimonial to his journey, "The Glass Passenger is not about recovering from cancer," McMahon says. "it's just about recovering. I was trying to use the music to sort through and reconcile with the adversity of my past." I chose to highlight this song and performance because I have always been a sucker for stripped down pop music. Maybe it was my mother's own affinity for pop and melody, regardless the song's call line "Annie use your telescope" is a refined pop lyric that stays in your head for days.  Lyrics to this song Website Enjoy and Good Night.

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It has been reported everywhere that George W. Bush will be writing his own book . Foregoing the memoir/autobiography of his predecessors Bush has opted instead to pen about his “toughest decisions” as the Decider . G-Dub has supposedly already written at least 30,000 words by hand on loose leaf paper with extra big lines so he can have legible cursive for the Typer. Expected to be in the book are some of his thoughts about his toughest decisions: How to open that darn can of Tostitos Salsa Kiss then hug the hot wife of the Frenchy or hug then kiss Admit to the public that I thought Iraq was Afghanistan and vice versa Is it okay to sometimes sit when I pee Tell that Will Ferrell to shut up Paint things, naked things Xbox or PS3 Ask Barack about visiting Camp David one more time to “look for something I forgot” The book is tentatively titled “Decision Points” and so far no report yet on whether there will be pop-ups, but one can only hope. I am Frank Chow and I approved this messag...

Cage fights with students, only in Texas . Vin Diesel is a diva? About what? Your IPhone is not safe , nor is your cool factor Dogs and Dude must be on steroids! Giant Tetris will destroy your productivity at work And please come sooner than later Where the Wild Things Are!

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. --Albert Einstein He couldn't be more right .

In honor of the boneheads at Citibank , I have decided they should also add some other niceties to their failing establishment. Bling. Yes every executive needs bling, hey even Michael Steele wants bling and what says I don’t give a fugg about the American taxpayers more than gaudy, disgustingly classless jewelry. Bling Your Mice! Bling Your Ipod (Tune Out the Angry Mob) and while your at Bling Your Puppy Maybach. Here’s a way to drive right over the government and the financial system, in these ridiculously over accessorized rides. Lean back as you trick people into loans, make cell phone calls to Mistress # 3, email your wife your gonna be just a little late and to not wait up. You can also sip on the finest champagne and ask for Grey Poupon just because you can. It’s rich isn’t it? Yes, yes it is. Maybach, drive on the pocket of taxpayers Buffy will you pass the bubbly, I need my bubbly Mistress #3 sleep with me, the wife and kids think I am in India Gold Toilets. Take a shit w...