Grave Robba Obama


In gross political news President Elect Barack Obama has chosen to pry the Bible of Abraham Lincoln from the original grave-site and use it for his Inauguration.

So now we have our first necrophiliac President-Elect. Disgusting. Can we re-vote?

Wait...what's that this just in...it's the Bible Lincoln was sworn in on. OHHHHH. Phew. I was still on a high for the whole first Black President thing, I was waiting for a catch like Limbaugh. No catch. He is a citizen and not a necrophilica. Phew.

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