So let me get this straight California. You have the Terminator as your Governor, but won't let Gays marry? You will elect an African-American President, but you won't let Ellen (who looks like a man anyway) marry Portia anymore, even though they could just a couple of months ago?
This is from the same State that allows John Travolta and Tom Cruise to fly about in space saucers full of R.L. Hubbard's Fakeology. Home of the porn industry, Michael Bay, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the Lakers, the Raiders and the Osbournes!
I am not all about one man rubbing junks in my face, but if he wants to do it for a lifetime with another man. Why not? Junks in faces is how this world was made and how America was made. History lesson. Romans. Gay. Amazons. Gay (also their website is so gay). Mao. Almost Gay. Hayden Pantierre. Gay (in my dreams with Kristen Bell and slow motion replays).
See California. My logic is undeniable. Get your head out of your ass and let them have their Pink Pony, Little Mermaid, Softball Team, Leather Strapped, (insert your close-minded stereotype here), Ballet Dancer, Elton John themed weddings. Shoot I hope I get the invite, lord knows they will have hot single-straight friends, again logic undeniable.
I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.
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