Get Your Dunkin Wednesday



So little bout myself. I am an actor and a comedian, that is as far as I will go for now...anyway when you get roles as an actor or want to perhaps highlight in subject it is customary to do research on your subject. Let's just say that is why I found and post the above. I am delving into "Trekkie" land and it everything one would expect it to be TOTALLY AWESOME! Can't wait to scream "Peter, this is the worst time you could have called, GO AWAY!"

Here are your highlights:

Have Gun, Will Travel, I don't and won't get the gun crazies and how they basically violate state law while declaring IT IS MY RIGHT TA CARRY TA GUN! (insert hock toot and spit here) I will feel safer when wing nuts and gun toters have less automatics and shotguns in their homes

Birther nonsense by Liz Cheney, Hardball finally gets it right, and Lou Dobbs is certifiably insane. Let's call a spade a spade, they hate the idea of black President and the crazies never sleep


Sarah Palin resigned because of all those non-existent ethics complaints


Ladies and gentlemen,I give you the Death of the Parody

Stephen Colbert on Chuck Todd and Glenn Greenwald, "We tortured and we are not going to investigate"

Bill O'Reilly gets in a tiffy over a man who actually sells books with research, Bill a word to the wise, Rick Perlstein is way out of your league

Next on the Chopping block in Illinois, Education...for all the talk about the future and bankrupting the future crap you hear from politicians, what you get when it comes down to it, they don't care. Education is how you ensure a better future for not only the children, but the nation, however the Governator and now Illinois and many other states *cough TEXASS make cuts to education when it matters the most. Wouldn't it be nice to have a history lesson, so we don't repeat the bank industry meltdown? Wouldn't it be nice to have journalists who actually report? Wouldn't it be nice to have lawyers who read the rule of law without polticial ramfications? Wouldn't it be nice to have scientists able to scale back global warming?
This is just a budget matter in my opinion the politicians are playing ideolgy with basic fundamentals of our future LEARNING and in turn creating a further divide.




Chow!

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