On My Day Off

On my day off I did the following:








Played Halo with the sole purpose to mess up people's plans of winning Team Death Matches. (died a total of 121 times in one match of five minute length)














Ate an entire bag of Munchies, cheesy style.


Drank 40's while singing "B*tches ain't Sh*t"



Eloped.

Un-eloped.

Drunk dialed Senators Reid, Rep Pelosi, Senator Warner and this guy.

Ran around my block naked screaming STIM-U-LUS!













Watched Home Alone 2 and cried laughing.




Overall a successful day off. Now back to RAGE!!



I am Frank Chow and that was way too much info....

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