Socialism So Much Closer


Rarely do I get super psyched for a Gallup Poll, but this is just awesome. It shows that only 5 states when recently polled were actually "Red States." Time to ring in Blue Communism.

And let the applause of genius commence! I called it. I did.

The United Socialist States of Communist Chi-America or was it the States of Socialist America?


Regardless, I am glad I can now throw away my Nixon- China ping pong paddles and pick up 2010 Obama-Socialist paddles, Take that FORREST GUMP!


I am Frank Chow and I still Rule.


P.S. Center Right Nation is the name of my new punk band, LOL, what a joke! FRANK RULES AGAIN!

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