President-Elect Barack Obama announced his National Security Team and boy am I impressed, with names like Duke, Scarlet and Snake Eyes...LOOK OUT TERRORISTS and Cobra Commander, your plans are foiled.
Wait...what? This just in, it has come to my attention despite my advising and many email blasts Barack did not go with my pick of the G.I. Joe's and instead chose people with resumes and without a famous TV Show.
I want my vote back.
I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.
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